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[4E657368 🤖 @dotNesh]

What is it called when you kill your friend?🤔

Homiecide
#WorstJokesMarathon

[Post Carlone @carltonkitheka1]

Najua Blankets organizers are looking for rainmakers to bring them rain so that they can justify moving the event indoors 😂😂

It'll be extremely hilarious if the skies stay clear 😂

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Eugene Mutuku was a final year student at KMTC Yata(Matuu). He was set to graduate this year. As part of the course requirement he was expected to be on attachment these few months.

He had just started his attachment on Tuesday this week at a hospital in Kasarani. That's where he was headed to on Thursday when a matatu conductor threw him from a moving NICCO SACCO bus registration number KDV 713J. He was thrown to the tarmac and he was run over.

A good Samaritan quickly picked the injured Eugene who has writhing in pain. As he was rushing him to hospital he found the same bus at garden estate picking passengers. He told them he had the passenger they threw to the tarmac.

He wanted them to take him to hospital but they were unbothered. Instead they told him they will go to the police station to report.

The good Samaritan ended up with Eugene at KNH where he ultimately succumbed to his injuries.

I don't know what to call this 😢.

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

Lest we forget

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

A legacy forged.

[jwriddle @jwriddle_]

Paraguay got quite the send off in their friendly vs. Nicaragua before leaving for the World Cup

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KWS plans to move the Nairobi Animal Orphanage from Nairobi National Park to a new 89-hectare site opposite Bomas of Kenya.

[Jonathan Bilaso @ItsBilaso]

Kenya Sevens Will be playing their Last Pool A game against Great Britain at 11:24 AM. Kenya Sevens need to beat Great Britain to secure a third place finish in pool A rankings and advance to Quarterfinals.

Kenya Sevens Previous Results:

Kenya Sevens 12, Fiji 31
Kenya Sevens 5, South Africa 26

Today:
Kenya Sevens vs Great Britain - 11:34 AM

Kenya Sevens Try Scorers So Far:

Patrick Odongo (1)
Kevin Wekesa (1)
George Ooro (1)

#BilasoJonathan I #Kenya7s I #Shujaa I #HSBCSVNS

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

It saddens me that most of you can't associate the unrest in schools with the current economic dysfunction.

Instead, you suggest cruel measures to "contain the errant children", rather than seeing it for what it is, a reaction to that dysfunction.

It is a pity.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Huko DRC Congo the Ebola enablers walikua wanachukua an empty coffin na kuiseal ndio watu waogope.

They PEOPLE knew this trick and chased away those bastards.

Since this happened, they've reported zero Ebola cases.

Kenyans we must learn and act accordingly.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

TIFA survey shows that the majority of Kenyans overwhelmingly believe the country is headed in the wrong direction.

But the same TIFA has a survey that believes Kasongo is a preferred candidate come 2027.

Can't you see the problem in this survey?

Psychological warfare.

[NBA @NBA]

The Garden is GOING WILD 🤯🗣️

The Knicks are heading home to New York with a 2-0 series lead!

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Someone is going to climb the Empire State Building tonight.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

KNICKS TAKE 2-0 LEAD IN THE NBA FINALS 🗽

WHAT A GAME.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Series 2-0.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

KNICKS WIN!!!!!

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

🥁 Introducing our new head coach...

Mikel Arteta ✍️

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Check the date.

[Donisha 🍒 @nishthabeastt]

Why the Knicks fans have better seats than the spurs fans I’m crying

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Landry Shamet.