Dottie Snark

28. She/her. Fanfic fanatic. Obsessed with all things Star Wars, Buffy, Supernatural, Umbrella Academy, Marvel, DC Comics and...Gilmore Girls?!

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When Allison catches Klaus wearing her dress she thinks he's just trying to be funny and she is so not amused. But soon she begins to realize there's something more. Maybe Klaus just wants to wear pretty things.

https://t.co/BrZxjQfzTE

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@cloudyseance "I heard a rumor you gave me your wallet." Boom. Money problems solved.

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I love how my phone knows to capitalize Dick. That's right phone, nothing dirty, just Dick Grayson. However, the amount I appearently write about him might be an issue...

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I haven't been actively in half a year. So here's an update for the curious: I'm still alive. I just gone back to school to get a real job in my career path and have been swamped with school and work. I'll probably have some real free time around August, lol.

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After years of resistance from him, I finally convinced my brother to watch Young Justice. His reaction: "This is everything I've ever wanted from a superhero show."

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My baby cousin asked to be on my beer pong team against our big brothers, then we lost. #LessonLearned

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I've been telling myself for months that today is the day I get back to writing but to no avail.

Maybe tomorrow 😔

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My genius of a dog went outside and immiedately laid down on the black top pavement in 90 degree heat. We had to drag his ass back into the house against his will.

This same genius refuses to leave the car during hot weather too.

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Popped a tire on the way to work. Cost of a new tire? One dollar less than I make in day (before taxes). I basically worked today to pay today's morning commute. 😐

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Happy #PrideMonth2021 I made a new phone lockscreen. #Deanoru #Femslash #Runaways #KarolinaDean #NicoMinoru

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Okay, even my boss, who has a Ph.D in education, agrees that this book is awful and doesn't understand what kind of monster would willing put themselves through it.

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I do not for a second believe that any 16-year-old, no matter how literate, would pick up Moby Dick, read it, and be like, "Omg, such an enjoyable read."

I don't believe you Rory Gilmore!!!

#TheRoryGilmoreReadingList

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This tweet is brought to you by my totally unenjoyable read of Moby Dick and the Rory Gilmore Reading List Challenge. 😛

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F this Eastern timezone and early morning job. I keep missing great hockey (Avalanche vs. Blues) because I have to go to sleep at a reasonable hour. -.-

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How can Brad Marchand both be so valuable and so detrimental? #LittleBallOfHate

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I'm so pissed I went to bed before I could see the Avalanches absolutely destroy the Blues. Went to bed and it was still tied 1-1. Woke up to find out the final score was 4-1, Avalanches.

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(They're not wrong)

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I'm a genius who completely fell for the principal's April Fools joke while my 11 and 12 year old students looked at me like a moron. 😐

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I don't know why I'm bothering to play the Sims right now when I know camp NaNo starts in 6 hours. Everyone knows you need at least an 8 hour commitment to play this game.

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One of these days I'm going to update my longfic, I swear!

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People who stay active in the same fandom for months long stretches, or even years: you are the real heroes. 🤩