this 18 year old brown girl asked me to tear her ass apart while her boyfriend was at work poor guy can’t even stop his girl from getting her asshole gaped
swinging hips in mxico city turned to swinging fists, after dj killa musica thx to tequila following margarita. but gracias a el oso, the bouncer bear rushed me to a private room and made sure my lil’ clitty the only thing swinging as he cancún’d my hole
wife: baby y u leaving me
him: u mean why didn’t leave u earlier
wife: u really leaving for a trans woman
him: yes the money from ur account did trans into that woman’s
everyone in the office wonders why u hired him when he wasn’t the best fit for the job.. u told ur vp as u fired him that ur sorry, but he couldn’t fill the position, but ur new guy will be gaping it.