Thaddeus “The Microwave” Tony III

Bryce Young is the answer. #thatspanicman

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How bad that one teacher everyone had in elementary school was:

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Being hungover in your hometown during summer is a top 5 worst feeling of all time. Clean the dishes? Yea fuck no. I’ll stay rotting in bed

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If I was on my death bed and paralyzed, I would still find a way to get up and turn off any Zach Bryan music

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Give me Melania

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Which First Lady do you think had the biggest nipples?

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@TheMan8699 I’m sure that that is not the move

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@boneheadboone I would if I wasn’t on house arrest due to unforeseen circumstances

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Anybody else just peep that #rackattack in the spurs thunder game?

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Situationship just texted me and said “it’s always been you” #whatdatmean what is next step

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Yea keep those fuckers on the boat, I don’t have much more to lose #average #pecker

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

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@Canes

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Houston, we have a problem #taliban

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@TheMan8699 The race- 21 savage remix

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Caitlin Clark can do it all

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@kingseft27 @TheMan8699 Seems to be a recurring theme of misinterpretation.

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Good evening. Interested to hear everyone’s guilty pleasure song/artist. Feel free to drop it below in the comments #nojudgement

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@pissypanther Jon, are you sure there isn’t another guilty pleasure involved with this song?

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@FuchsLot Sausage party

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@pissypanther Dude looks like he #fucks

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Bullpen game for the squad. What should be my #opener?

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@Smokey_Oday_1 Little harsh Smoke, but I couldn’t agree more