Kyle Parker

Purple Egg

[alex @highlightheaven]

I compiled my favorite SNF player intros from last NFL season

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/ZtrimxH2yD

[Kyle Parker @Doublecaesar]

"@Ulti_world: 👀 Preseason Club Power Rankings 👀

https://t.co/C5tJlbVVdQ"

#fusion
#winnipegfusion
#winnipegultimate
#mods

[Sean J. Udow @SJUdow]

Hey @EvanLepler, watch out for Cam Burden tomorrow in the mixed finals. Great player from a Canadian city with high Ultimate IQ. #Winnipeg

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Watch the 2017 'Hockey Night in Canada' season-ending montage: https://t.co/zpTX2DITHi

[Kyle Parker @Doublecaesar]

@Deadspin Clearly you guys have never seen TC Bear take batting practice.
#sockindingers

[Kyle Parker @Doublecaesar]

@drewmagary Brad Pitt's character's actor in Allied is not a very good actor.

[Kyle Parker @Doublecaesar]

What a block, what a call.
#brooklopez
#ianeagle

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Canadian Super Bowl broadcaster forced to air stupid American ads for free: https://t.co/M1dj9VrQIK

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

The Pro Bowl's skills competitions were surprisingly fun: https://t.co/FAQBypSXAg

[Kyle Parker @Doublecaesar]

@Sports_TSN I guess you guys need a sixth channel?
#noNFLskillscomp

[Kyle Parker @Doublecaesar]

@drewmagary Having not read a book since 1996, they couldn't believe I was asking for a book for xmas. So they bought me 2 copies. You win.

[Kyle Parker @Doublecaesar]

@HWichenko @warriors @okcthunder do you have any other kind?

[Kyle Parker @Doublecaesar]

@BiggieFunke we both know that #Qdoba is a poor substitute for #Chipotle... Don't tell me you didn't hit the real thing on that road trip!

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

You guys, I think the Winnipeg Jets might be...good? https://t.co/iG4vGnKBys

[Spencer Porter @porters]

Which Sliders episode covered this timeline? Season 2?

[Kyle Parker @Doublecaesar]

@SethMacFarlane but what if the auto-incorrects are all part of the ruse...

[Kyle Parker @Doublecaesar]

@Ulti_world @DozenUltimate @UltiPhotos 4 Connors?!?! Does that fill the A&M quota?

[Kyle Parker @Doublecaesar]

You're never gonna believe this, but The Mummy is on tv right now.