Marley

If only real life was like Twitter, things are just easier at 140 characters.

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

#BeforeFacebookI only saw people's dirty laundry when I was at their house.

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

#IStartCryingWhen I have a really bad tooth ache...... I cry even harder when the dentist hands me the bill.

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

#IStartCryingWhen I set my alarms for work on a Sunday evening.

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

#IStartCryingWhen I realize that I work for what's in my bank account! 😭😭

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

#IStartCryingWhen I check my bank account.

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

Sometimes I wish you would just surprise me and message me first......

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

@SethGoodtime @HeyItsChris412 did she accept??

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

@SethGoodtime @HeyItsChris412 did you see this?!?!

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

#IveBeenAloneSoLongThat my thoughts became my friends but those bitches are so mean!!

[Bensworld @Benie_ben]

@DoubleLife000 😂😂😂😂

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

@Benie_ben don't forget having a job #MyWeirdPhobia

[Bensworld @Benie_ben]

Adulting #MyWeirdPhobia

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

@EvelDick as the cast becomes overwhelmed with more millennials you can expect a house full of self righteous politically correct babies!

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

The exposure to people from all over the globe right from my desk is #WhyICantLeaveTwitter

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

Have saved significantly on legal fees and less time in court for following people is #WhyICantLeaveTwitter

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

@Benie_ben I know......

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

@walmartswarrior tell me about it sometimes I wait 8 hours to pee just so I don't have year my vagina up with the sandpaper here

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

@walmartswarrior unfortunately my boss is too cheap soo I'll have to make it up by taking double.

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

@walmartswarrior sounds good..... I'm going to throw in a few boxes of tissue paper too!! ✊🏻

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

@TokyoRosa I'm taking notes.

[Marley @DoubleLife000]

This is the unimpressed face of being called in for work on my day off!! 😒