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Primary teacher #tps #shark- Love books and snails

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@AirbnbHelp
booked a flat (£320) uninhabitable! fingernail clippings, dust everywhere, b/r stank of cigs, & stains on the bed; 👀like bodily fluids.

We had to leave immediately. Airbnb has only refunded £47.50. How does this meet your AirCover “full refund guarantee ?

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@AirbnbHelp @airbnb_uk booked a flat (£320) uninhabitable! fingernail clippings, dust everywhere, b/r stank of cigs, & stains on the bed; 👀like bodily fluids.

We had to leave immediately. Airbnb has only refunded £47.50. How does this meet your AirCover “full refund guarantee ?

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@O2 Just realised I've paid over £2000 for a "free" virgin media SIM card that has NEVER been used. Surely I can get some refund for this-asking for a loyal o2 customer and a struggling #teacher

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@O2 love spending 2 hours on fraud prevention phone lines only to be hung up on by racist customer "support" reps with no solution in sight... what to do?

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@CraigMcKeeEdu Haven’t used your tool but have been using open ai for all sorts of education related tasks since Easter. What we really need is a tool to support teaching children how to use this technology

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@MichaelRosenYes Problem with these sorts of tweets @MichaelRosenYes is that the tories killed off satire too.

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@Positivteacha I want to know if you’re legally entitled to claim overtime if you are directed for more than the 1265 and if I can claim retrospectively for the last 5 years

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@lightbulbPDA Many many teachers flag up possible cases of autism in girls (and boys) but if academic outcomes are at an ‘expected’ level I.e. child is high functioning there are simply not the resources or funding to follow it up. Esp when the really severe cases take priority

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@TanDhesi please share our demonstration against 13 years of criminal underfunding of our schools

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@EpicureanVision Would love to get my hands on a digital copy of this

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@teachingmatter @FakeHeadteacher Double backed

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@CensoredHead No-one needs a lesson obs, if slt have a spare 20 minutes they can come into my class and take a group, do something useful for my chn and helpful to me

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@FloraSCooper No homework, homework has been proven to be a waste of time, let children play and find their own interests

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@neilhimself Perhaps a small reminder that a quarter of black swans are in homosexual relationships and that 1 in 10 domestic rams prefer rams

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@FloraSCooper This is one of many initiatives https://t.co/AEAS666RXO haven’t tried it yet but plan to for eyfs and yr1 next year

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after your inspiring masterclass @jimfitzpatrick the children of KPS year 4 have been busy designing their own Celtic knots, they’d love your take on their work

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@MrsGormanEYFS Kallocain by Karin boye

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@apf102 Maybe one of my year 4s can help. He sent me a card at the end of this year saying 'thankyou for teaching me all the things I don't know'

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@rva_news I'm doing a walk in aid of Mind at the end of June, would be very grateful if you could share https://t.co/TPgUA3dmll

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Students don't need a perfect teacher. Students need a happy teacher, who's gonna make them excited to come to school and grow a love for learning.