DoucheBag

That's it. #FollowBack

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˙(ǝsןǝ ǝuoǝɯos 'ɹǝʇɐן :sɹǝʍsuɐ) ¿oɥʍ 'sn ʇou ɟı ¿uǝɥʍ 'ʍou ʇou ɟı

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I'am on an airplaine. Yes I'm single and ready to fuck..

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God couldn't have written the bible. His hands are way to huge to find a pen for his size.

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@OBiiieeee with what kind of voice should I read your tweets ?

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@Pundamentalism Atlas someone to recognize it.

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Boss just told me off because I act too much like a newsreader in work.

More on this later.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. (unless the enemy of my enemy is Rupert Murdoch; then, still my enemy)

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@gavinpivott i smoke an electronic cigarette after doing sex with my robot.

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@RobotThomas "it was me" shaggy after going to the therapist.

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@Pundamentalism if you mix a salomon and nutella, will you obtain salmonella ?

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#WhileTwitterWasDown Crime rate, Prostitution, Dropping out of School, Teenneage Pregnancy & wanking went on a rampage

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@OhLookBirdies My life has RUINED my twitter.

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@freethestones Luke Sky walker // luke sky runner.

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@gneicco haha :) but remember..beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder

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Justin bieber getting so high he is convinced he was born in minnesota State.

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@gneicco Irish i'm fed up with these drunkard jokes on irish. As soon as i finish my sip...i'm going to punch someone into his face.

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@gneicco a drunkard's walks into a bar. End

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@gneicco what a drunkard's favourite super hero ? Barman.

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I farted in a room of hipsters and watched them fight over who heard it first.