Douglas Carter

I'm Doug. Some people call me Douglas. I'm secretly an elf, but shh, no-one needs to know that. #Hollyoaks (@peejaybrennan follows!)

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I've come to realise that Hollyoaks is significantly less cute without me.

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Gobble gobble.

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If I could see Ste I'd ask him... "What's crack-a-lacking?" GET IT? I make myself laugh sometimes.

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Ran into Carmel up here. Did Treeza shoot her too? :(

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Happy 4th of July! I can even hear the shouts of Freedom from Heaven.

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Heaven is cool. They have jumpers up here, and all the paninies you could ever want.

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@peejaybrennan NO! Don't do this to us! (tweet sent from heaven above)

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Things are going so well! I hope nothing ruins it. Imagine if something cray happened, like I got blown up! As if, LOL.

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I hope Ste agrees to meet his Dad soon.
He could have walked by him at some point in his life, what could be weirder than THAT?

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Everytime I walk into the flat, it's either covered in Vo5 products or Impulse products. Strange.

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Get up, hide in deli, sleep, repeat.
Get up, hide in deli, sleep, repeat.

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I might have to buy a car just so I can go to that car garage where all the gents seem to hate shirts...

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Today, today is Independence Day.

That's all.

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Leanne and Dennis are engaged, daym, I was in the middle of making a ship name for Dennis and Jim...

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Having dinner at a house tomorrow where two of the residents have seen me naked. Hm.

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@Doug__Carter
Your attractive, and you quite smart,
But I don't think your that good at art!
Your friends with Ste which makes you cool!

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RT for a short personal poem!