Doug Hall

Exceedingly average

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Fucking kill me seriously

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

the bachelor is a bad show but if they made a friendship version where a dude hangs out with 20 different guys to pick a new best bud holy shit I would watch it every single day

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Destroying the world just to prevent your hotel chain from going bankrupt a seventh time is the dumbest supervillain plot of all time

[Dr. Bill Holohan SC @BillHolohanSC]

A history lesson for people who think that history doesn't matter:
What's the big deal about railroad tracks?
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used?
Well, because that's the way

[brent @murrman5]

[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??

[amelia wedemeyer @ameliadeew]

Ben Affleck as beverages from Dunkin Donuts

[Jonny @Jcsundeen]

Ladies, if he:

-is noble
-loves to go on adventures
-enjoys singing
-is colorblind

He’s not your man. He’s Donkey.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Love putting my Peloton bike in the most striking area of my ultra-modern $3 million house

[Doug Hall @Doug_Hall7]

@PFTCommenter No credit?? I guess I'm going to @BarstoolBigCat with all my scoops from now on

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Your shrine honors me. My heart is filled with love and garbage.Tomorrow, as you may know, is my name day. Do something that makes you feel good. Above all be kind to each other. Pick up trash, recycle, and be aware of plastics in the ocean. https://t.co/UER6uZY886

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

Mark Zuckerberg always looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone.

[Doug Hall @Doug_Hall7]

@JonThatRapper @jackbecker24 Who's paying for Jon?

[HBO @HBO]

HBO BDE:

Olenna Tyrell
Omar Little
Rust Cohle
Kelli from Insecure
Marlon Bundo

[Doug Hall @Doug_Hall7]

@jmcollins10 @TikiIyer Me 2 me 2 me 2

[Doug Hall @Doug_Hall7]

My roomates and I made this video and Ive never been prouder https://t.co/OwzkKD5qfg

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

A marriage is supposed to be between a man, his mistress, a rolled-up magazine, his lawyer, his daughter, his porn star, his publicist, his Russian dictator and his wife.

[Doug Hall @Doug_Hall7]

@OnePerfectShot @TikiIyer Caravan!!

[Cheish @TheCheish]

My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced