Douglas Cartwright

Atheist, hairy and a darn nice bloke some of the time. The rest of the time I'm an arsehole and sarcastic

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Absolutely disgusting. Do you actually think it’s that easy? You fucking simpleton. Perhaps if you shared some of your extortionate salary people would have less to worry about. Fucking Spanner.

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Minister says people should work more hours or move to a better job to protect themselves from cost of living surge https://t.co/GNeknMy17o

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#Eurovision Liza Minellis surgeon deserves a fuckin medal

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#Eurovision I’m getting a young Lucius Malfoy vibe

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#Eurovision El Beyoncé

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@Thomp_Martin Sir Terry

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#Eurovision that filling was feckin painful

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#Eurovision Im gutted Latvia didn’t make it

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#Eurovision here we go… Subwolfer

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@BlackdogPodcast 🤣🤣

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#Eurovision oh please stop.

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@BlackdogPodcast Your Wish Sam Smith has arrived

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#Eurovision is you order George Ezra/Sam Smith from Wish

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#Eurovision the stage decor describes this song by the Rasmus. Balls

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@BlackdogPodcast #5Enyas

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#Eurovision Portugal has 5 Enyas

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#Eurovision well that’s a fancy cummerbund

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#Eurovision what a banger to get us started….chooon

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My yearly foray on to Twitter for Eurovision @BlackdogPodcast

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@bushontheradio #IndieDisco @absoluteradio hey mr bush, we are just on our way home from Norfolk to Waterlooville, with our 16 month old,Violet. is so awesome, and we are playing it so loud, my wife can’t hear me. Can you please Announce “CODE BROWN, I repeat CODE BROWN” thanks.