Doug E-sports

Professional esports organization NA \\ we love Doug ❤️

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

I am not doing a lick of my 1200 hour community service sentence man

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

@slime_machine Teared up watching this, reminds me of my boyfriend before he got stabbed by a forklift and died a gruesome death.

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

im jerking off underwtaer in the lap pool i don’t care anymore

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

You call me a schizophrenic but in reality I am an oracle

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

Going on a trip, spending a ridiculous amount of money in a week then calling my bank to dispute the charges and when they ask why it took me a week to notice I say I was super sleepy and just woke up

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

I’m 9 but I had a silent generation childhood

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

has an esports org ever considered obtaining sovereignty, and getting international recognition to compete in the world cup?

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

@360Chrism absolutely fucking not

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

@amustycow Musty, my teammates call me a “bot” and when I say Psyonix removed them they just throw ad hominem ad nauseum at me. What do I do?

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

There would be more than the of if the people in the charge just did that

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

@tomato_modest We’re paying you to play Tetris.

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

Report's saying that the John Kivett deal is #coming #soon #KivNation

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

I’ve been taking hgh and was wondering why it wasn’t working for muscle growth (and penile length) so I went to the doctors and they found a bowling ball sized tumor on my back

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

It’s inevitable that I die of dysentery, but my name isn’t Dysentery E-sports so it’s infinitely more lame

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

It’s weird being being a generally big and imposing person when you’re lactose intolerant, it’s sort of like my Achilles heel.

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

Interpreting this as someone who accidentally killed their child and is experiencing immense grief

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Last night I was daddy, today I’m stupid bitch ass nigga 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

grief enjoyers when the plot is sad

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

@slime_machine @pomsaeng_pomsaa My friend Cashton hasn’t stopped crying since you sent that tweet, could you apologize to him?

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

Yeah fucking right, we just got one shot by SunnyV2 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

Years from now you’ll see a 3 hour video essay titled “The Hidden Genius of DougEsports” on your YouTube home page

[Doug E-sports @DougEsports]

@astarinthesea_ I tweet because it is like my autobiography and I share my philosophies with the world so one day a student of the game will learn from my profound outlook on life and such