Kelso

USAF | Woodstock Academy ‘16

[Kelso @DougGerrity]

@noahgodino Had to take a bus to Bentley for 4 months because of this

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Chopping at the legs will get you punched in the face.

[EA SPORTS NHL @EASPORTSNHL]

retweet if you want this

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Yo is the dude who hit the parking meter okay?

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

Hey! I’m Bruce Cassidy and YOU’RE watching Disney Channel!

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

wow pretty crazy year in music for me

[Kelso @DougGerrity]

@Easy_E29 Kuwait needs more rip-it’s

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

People often think they’re breathing oxygen, but are actually breathing nitrogen (78%) with a side serving of oxygen (21%) in argon sauce (1%), spiced up with CO2, H2O & a dash of neon & krypton (etc.)

[Cassie❤️‍🔥 @CasidheeHoytt]

God has a plan for me and I’m just trusting the process

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

This lunch table meme is the worst meme in the history of memes because 1) they all suck, 2) they take work to consume, 3) there’s no payoff. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Hockey fans who yell “SHOOT!” when their team is on the power play.

[Dexerto Esports @DexertoEsports]

Area 51 guards body cam footage during the raid 🤣

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

The Heaviest Flag
https://t.co/hZvDQuO51y

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Mood all week: https://t.co/7hDNdhBgsh

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

CRANK UP THE VOLUME.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Still thinking about how we live in a world where an NHL prospect "grew up watching Jack Eichel" & we're all gonna die soon

[Kelso @DougGerrity]

Is the dad bod still in?

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

FREEDOM ISN’T FREE.