Doug Haslam

PR Pro @regancomm | @panmass rider vs Cancer | | 2x New Yorker Caption Contest Winner | Archduke of the Dials

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@CarrotFollower Van Lingle Mungo

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I love The Onion

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Hottest country in the world!!!

[Doug Haslam @DougH]

Twitter has been doged into an incoherent pile of garbage for the most part.

But sometimes the commenters can still deliver when called upon

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Our nation and our people are worth fighting for.

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@mbta a heads up on bus route changes for those of us waiting like idiots at the Arlington st stop would have been nice

[WCVB-TV Boston @WCVB]

Sky5: Streets closed as crews investigate major water main break in Downtown Boston | Click on the image to read the full story https://t.co/bQznMQACD0

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Pitchers are still allowed to hit!

[Bartolo Colón @BColon40]

Let pitchers hit again.

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@timothylord Thank you - and I will remember the #nyercc tagging for the next one!

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3x New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest winner! Wow.

[Srimugunthan @Srimugunthan2]

@iamjohnoliver grok agreed with the video

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye! https://t.co/KqA7EUY18B

[Doug Haslam @DougH]

Checking back in- did it help?

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For music fans trying to figure out the difference between Goose and Geese, perhaps this will help

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What better way to show American pride on the 250th anniversary of the revolution than by voting for the Concord Museum as a USA Today Best Small Town Museum!
https://t.co/QxxRKLNCV0

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@FallonTonight @BenAffleck You messed up Tewksbury you posh Barnies

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As an AP Calculus survivor, I am triggered by this

[SKG @sonukg4india]

🤗

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I can’t believe this is a real advert.

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Your classic movie recommendation for today. Totally random of course

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@ClwnPrncCharlie "Wanna French?"

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@doc_nad Oh my. Thanks for posting. I honestly think making the list of finalists is the real prize, once again congrats to you

[Doug Haslam @DougH]

@doc_nad Update: confirmed it's next Monday. Good luck!

[Doug Haslam @DougH]

@doc_nad I bought my copy on eBay, avoiding the book store quest I embarked on last time I was a finalist.

Have you seen the winner announced yet or is that next Monday? In any case, congratulations and good luck!