Douglas J Pump

Blackhawks, Bears, really anything Chicago, hockey, statistics, science

[ebo @ebosays]

what I see vs what my beer sees

[jack @actionjack69]

The Heat "leaking" that Bron opening presser was 100% PolyMart/Kalshi market manipulation btw

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Republicans will claim dead people people are voting, but then be totally fine with a dead person literally holding a Senate seat.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Did you know that Islamic law prevents pregnant women from divorcing their husbands?

Oh wait. I meant Missouri. Missouri law.

Typo, guys.

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

Hard pass. Birthright senatorship is idiotic.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i need this to happen because zohran has like a 100% approval rating and i wanna watch this L happen in realtime

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

@DougDribbl88 Order me a Guinness. Be there shortly.

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

oh so now they suddenly want gender affirming care

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Douglas J Pump @DouglasJPump]

@AlltidAmanda it is rough outside

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I take it back. This is awful.

[Douglas J Pump @DouglasJPump]

@AlltidAmanda this. 1000%

[Douglas J Pump @DouglasJPump]

@AlltidAmanda disgusting, bring be fall and winter.

[Douglas J Pump @DouglasJPump]

@Chicago_History love franks on Belmont

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING:

BIDDEFORD, Maine (AP) - Homeland Security secretary said man killed by ICE in Maine was not the target of warrant, Maine Sen. Angus King says.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

The oddest part about McConnell’s statement, is it doesn’t mention Graham.

McConnell is a master of controlling a narrative and surrounded by plugged in staffers.

But he said nothing for 4 weeks, and then decides to make a statement 12 hours after his colleague dies and says nothing?!

[Douglas J Pump @DouglasJPump]

which hospital visit is this from? looks like years ago.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING:

Mitch McConnell says he was hospitalized because of a fall and developed mild pneumonia, in first statement on his condition.

His office released this photo:

[Allyson @ABQBearsGrl89]

Have they considered not doing that Starbucks run, having one piece of chicken, broccoli, tortilla, one other thing and HOW THE FUCK HAVE THEY ALREADY BLOWN THROUGH ONE TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS?!

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

"I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky.”