Doug McDonahugh

Most poops in 1 day record holder | munch | 4 children | 3 divorces | couple hemorrhoids | Q DOGS #WOOF

[Doug McDonahugh @DougMcDDontPlay]

Absolute rookie mistake smh #heightboosters

[Doug McDonahugh @DougMcDDontPlay]

Had a crazy print at work today. (I was half chubbed all day) possible promotion incoming will keep yall posted

[Doug McDonahugh @DougMcDDontPlay]

@AceWalkemDown Man fuck u ace.

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I read the preview of this and got so fuckin lit. Thought I hit a moon shot. Eat my ass Abdul

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@AceWalkemDown Is that Joe burrow???

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@MattRhuleHater I know an army of men that would (I would)

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I think staring at excel is making me more hungover. Im not ok right now.

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Tomorrow I go for the world record of most corporate shits. Im a new hire so they cant fire me. #getshiton

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I got a boner doing this #youcreamywhore @AceWalkemDown

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This ramen fuckedddd. (A trans gender looked at me sexually)

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@tkefriedman Camden, this was early into the buzz. Emotions were flying. Thank you for grounding me. My wife was almost cooked.

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I drink more after college than I did during. Please help me. Is ozempic the move?

[Doug McDonahugh @DougMcDDontPlay]

@sealsesca @tkefriedman @JoelEmbum Dont gotta go fuckin apeshit

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@sealsesca @tkefriedman @JoelEmbum Im pretty sure thats not what hes implying. Seems like hes on a date with a new girl and a pic of his ex popped up on mems.

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@Bigcaulk412815 You should see the tail I used to crush back in my day son

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Absolute rookie mistake smh #heightboosters

[Doug McDonahugh @DougMcDDontPlay]

@BlitzAres He didnt close

[Doug McDonahugh @DougMcDDontPlay]

3 shits now… I might get fired

[Doug McDonahugh @DougMcDDontPlay]

An hour and a half into work, 4 velos down, 2 shits, 1 celsius. I havent done any work.

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Im confused and horny #dudewithboobs

[Doug McDonahugh @DougMcDDontPlay]

@BoBigBallss Spew action outside bar

[Doug McDonahugh @DougMcDDontPlay]

@AceWalkemDown So stinky

[Doug McDonahugh @DougMcDDontPlay]

An hour and a half into work, 4 velos down, 2 shits, 1 celsius. I havent done any work.