Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here)

Born into poverty in the late 19th century, fought in both World Wars and the great Star Wars before opening a chain of late night haberdasheries.

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

@MLB you should be ashamed of what you allowed to happen in Oakland.

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

F&$$ John Fischer and f$76 @mlb for letting this happen to the fans in Oakland. #OaklandAthletics forever.

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

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[Andrew Brown @AndrewBrownPgh]

I love my neighborhood and I just feel like people would feel safer coming to visit if it wasn’t for this type of gang activity.

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

@StephenKing I’m on Rattlesnakes so far and I’m loving it. Overall another great collection of short fiction!

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

@StephenKing @StephenKing … and most of em stink

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

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[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

A Christianity that believes it needs political and religious dictators to protect and ensure its existence is a Christianity that no longer believes Jesus is its savior.

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

In Jan 1937 Capone sent a violent mob to attack the Capitol. Stewart has been leading the allied efforts against the Nazis ever since. Capone vows to help Hitler if re-elected. And the polls say the race is very close.

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

It’s 1940 in an alternate universe.
Former President Al Capone, who was supported by Adolf Hitler, is running against Jimmy Stewart, who defeated him in 1936. #2024Election @StephenKing cont below

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Why? @elonmusk

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I guess corporate is enforcing that no more work from home policy

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

Like the friendship of Wolverine and Magnito of The X-Man, America has never had a more winning buddy team up than President Trump and Christ our Lord.

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

@elonmusk The part where he says he has friends is the least believable part of this infantile post.

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

“All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see” #nfl #MiamiDolphins #dolphinschiefs

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Let’s talk about “God making trump” shall we.

When Donald was a 5 year-old boy, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a crib in the neighboring yard.

When he was eligible for the draft, while his peers went off to war, he sought medical deferments for an ailment he didn’t have.

He left his first wife, who said he raped her, for his second wife who he then left for his third wife, who he cheated on repeatedly.

He bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, cheated people out of their money, stole from charities, mocked a disabled reporter, opined about having sex with his daughter, let Americans die from Covid, and incited horrific violence in order to install himself in an office he was voted out of.

He’s a sociopathic narcissist, a pathological liar, a sexual predator, and a bigoted, hateful, vitriolic criminal conman who refers to innocent immigrants as “vermin”, while praising murderous despots at same time.

He can’t cite a single passage from the Bible when asked, he doesn’t attend church, he spends his every Sunday worshipping at the Basilica of St. Back Nine, and he refers to himself as the second coming of Jesus.

God has turned him into a tomato-sauce-stained sloth-like creature who has to wear a girdle and lifts in his shoes. God impeached him twice, made him lose reelection and visited upon his term in office, a once in a lifetime global pandemic which ravaged our country along with the rest of the world. And then God indicted him 4 times, found him liable of defamation, sexual abuse & business fraud.

God created someone as hateful, impulsive, intolerant, needy, angry, vengeful, selfish, sadistic, depraved, amoral, areligious, idiotic, envious and evil as Donald Trump, made his presidency the most infamous in the history of time, and then he rained down upon him the hammer of justice in historic fashion all so that he could return him to the office he tried to steal in order to “save” America?

That’s God’s “plan” is it?
To reward the physical embodiment of the 7 deadly sins rolled into a senile septuagenarian with the highest political office on the planet?

Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

I wish Biden would come out and say he wants Trump on the ballot. The 14th doesn't apply. Then thanks him for the playbook describing how to never leave office and the appreciation of knowing he can't be charged, no matter what he does. And ends it with " My Fellow Americans , I'm not ever going to leave the White House and there is nothing you can do to me. "

Which would confirm exactly why SCOTUS will keep Trump off the ballots and why Trump will never get immunity

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

@MarvelStudios you made the wrong decision. #JonathanMajors

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

Elise Stefanik thinks she’s the new Joe McCarthy

[Douglas Sluk (imagine blue check here) @DougS76]

@StephenKing She needs to be vaccinated for rabies and distemper