Dowdilox

You eatin' the queen's spaghetti?

[fredesque @FredTaming]

alive? you may be entitled to compensation

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

did it hurt? when you convinced everyone to play your favorite board game and then somebody said “this is complicated” while you read the rules

[Allen Pan @AnyTechnology]

Is there a word for putting off a task and worrying about it for 3 months and then finally finishing it in 10 minutes

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

They say it is a poor workman who blames his tools, but it's an even worse workman who makes these shitty ass tools I have

[Icona @iconawrites]

Don’t let anyone make you feel ashamed because you have not read a famous “classic” book.

Reading should be a joyful lifelong process of discovery. Never let some silly snobs who want to turn it into a competition ruin it for you.

[Dr. Michael D. L. Johnson @blacksciblog]

As a microbiologist, I’m just letting you know you should always flush with the toilet seat closed.

[Filya Bratukhin @FilayKenoby]

Sometimes I hate my style choices.

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

Fed up of reading about autistic ppl lacking empathy. I even hear this from experts. There is a difference between lacking empathy, and struggling with communication.

Just because someone can't read, it doesn't mean they can't understand the story.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Oh god it’s too real

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“you’re so quiet” thanks I remembered my age and started having an existential crisis

[Kendall Rae @KendallRaeOnYT]

Fucking THIS

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY!!!!

[Dr Pessimus Prime, rat edition 🐀 @BigJDubz]

Doctor: How long have you had the song stuck in your head?

Me: It's been one week

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

interviewer: why do you want this job?

me: i'm a job guy. love jobs