Matt Downey

Butt stuff and one night stands since 1998.

[Ben Popovich @ben_popovich]

Never thought this day would come... The OG of budget beers “the 4loko” has been discontinued in Ontario. R.I.P to an absolute legend. Here’s to all those nights we don’t remember ♥️♥️♥️
- ‘4 loko’ (2005-2018) #lokomafia

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

Butts man... there’s just something about them 🍑

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

Only 24hours left on home soil until big daddy Downey comes back to the Borough, see you soon hunnies

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

New year new me.... meeehhh probably not, like ya know;). If it ain’t broke don’t fix it 😘

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

@Downer8matt strikes again, walked into the caf today girl looked me right in the eyes, fainted, then fell out of her chair passed out. Not everyone can handle themselves around greatness

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

Ouuu fuck ya bud, Exam SZN 👅somebody get the lube cause this shit is going to be a tight squeeze

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

“It’s so cold I’ve never raisin bagged it this hard since the trenches in Naum”🌊🌴

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

Man if it wasn’t for fucking politics, and that cold i had on draft day I’d for sure be in the O right now

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

Liscense may be suspended but we may still full send it to the bar... keep ya updated if we make it

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

We’re back mutha fuckers, here’s to another 6 months of butt stuff, bongs and awkward small talk at the bar 👉👌

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

"Hearing strange whispers from the other room. Idk whether I'm scared or nervous, I'm going to walk in there and find Matt 6ft up her ass"

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

Ben: knocks on door. Me: bad time see ya around...

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

Some people's go to breakfast might be toast and peanut butter. But mine on the other hand is a well prepared gathering of pancake nipples👌🏻

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

Can there be a fourth colour option for this stoplight party tonight? #GIVEMETHATT

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

When ur tryna fuck but your loose jeans and camo shirt are having other thoughts

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

@H_Johnston26 I'm highly disappointed

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

So you didn't like my outfit? https://t.co/vXjbmGK1vx

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

Ya i fell asleep with the light on but I also shit with the door open. Just let that sink in....

[Matt Downey @Downer8matt]

Sids response to the dis track 😂 https://t.co/Oyjau2T4M1

[Cause We're Gamerz @CauseWereGamerz]

Kermit has gone full savage ???? https://t.co/2AC5vUXlbQ

[Cause We're Gamerz @CauseWereGamerz]

Wtf is this ?? https://t.co/HS0DKAzKpM