Andrew Downey

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If my son wants apple juice, I give him half water and half apple juice but the juice I buy is already watered down. The first time this kid has a glass of full sugar apple juice he’s gonna fucking powerbomb me through our coffee table.

[Andrew Downey @Downey515]

Not a church person.. but a conversation with someone (a construction contractor) who is, just woke me up and made me realize so much good and bad about my life and my lifestyle. Couldn’t be more thankful.

[Andrew Downey @Downey515]

The truth will always hurt 🤷‍♂️🥱

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

Friendly reminder

[devan ⚪️ @devansg]

all the unemployed people havin the summer of their lives makin hella money, meanwhile my life still sucks and i work everyday to still be broke 😂

[ČØÜRT. @courtneycomeau2]

I have so much anger in me

[TP3 @TroyPelletier3]

worst head injuries i’ve had are ages 7-13, wonder why...

[Nic @nic_starace]

I swear the distance from exit 4 to 3 gets longer everytime I drive it

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

No we fucking don’t

[🔥🧟‍♂️ @2Wild2Crazy]

The new Friday The 13th trailer looking pretty bad https://t.co/lQbHeJSZIZ

[Con Spiracy @ConFactor]

The clearest photo of the surface of Venus ever taken

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

MGK putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers

[ČØÜRT. @courtneycomeau2]

Parents just bought a lake house...this summer is going to be fire 🔥🏊🏼‍♀️🏡 @briannacomeau @Downey515

[🇯🇲 Doney ♋️ 🇯🇲 @gracious_wood]

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