Metermaid

Absolutely Fabulous Darling

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

I be up early
on that insomnia kick
Opening Day eve
#thehaikuproject

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

Want to hear about
me being a bad human
Sorry that I hate
#thehaikuproject #love

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

Dump me on my birth
day really isn’t ok
in my god damn book. #thehaikuproject

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

Sounds like crunchy death
these people at five thirty
before the sun yawns. #thehaikuproject

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

Plant trees to climb and
build walls to fly forever
bounding to the next. #thehaikuproject #36

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

@Clark_Crowley Pussy

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

I am a weirdo
Who likes to live by myself
I have been absent.
#thehaikuproject

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

@redbaronpizza you’re a hate group

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

@RandPaul YOU MAKE ME SICK

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

If I wanna fk
I will go upstairs at 4
AM and do it. #thehaikuproject

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

So I was just interrogated in Australia for being an American citizen traveling back to my country. It’s been a policy for the past 18 months. Where did my rights go as a citizen of the “most powerful nation”?

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

@JordanPeele I had to turn off the end of US in flight because I was so scared. I will go for it again on the next flight!

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

The best part of the #ikonpass is how Hood isn’t on it.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Stop saying that Kamala Harris is the "female Obama", or the "black Hillary Clinton".

Kamala Harris is Kamala Harris, and she's qualified to run for President based on her own resume and history, not anyone else's.

[Emily Wood @ewood02]

The silence around the execution-style murders of five women in a bank in Florida is deafening. We are *this* used to gun violence. Those women were shot in the head after being forced to lay face down. And then executed. In a bank. In America.

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

@Jessicae13Eaton I wish I thought this

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

The insomnia.
There is no dawn in the storm.
What insomnia? #thehaikuproject #haikuchallenge #haiku

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

Conversion

[Metermaid @downtown_Ashley]

I am going deep
What the fuck did that bitch say
Twenty-four seconds.
#haiku #thehaikuproject #jointhaiku