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[No Chance @MrNChance]

We have Africans in the UK touching telephone poles claiming "the trees are melting"

[_ @Doxinho9]

@GaethjeNoPower Don't forget your pocket sand big dawg

[Oleksandr Usyk @usykaa]

Attention‼️Important update

I am vacating my unified WBA, IBF and WBC heavyweight world titles ahead of stepping into the ring for my final fight.

[Corey Walker 🇺🇸 @CoreyWriting]

So when the World Cup was in Qatar, we were all told we had to conduct ourselves in accordance with Islamic society. Now that the World Cup is being held in the West, we are still being told we need to conduct ourselves in accordance with Islamic values.

Interesting...

[Thomas Kerr MSP @ThomasKerrMSP]

When will @HumzaYousaf apologise to the Dundee teenager he accused of lying after she defended herself and her sister?

We're now over a week on but his silence is deafening.

He chose to judge her on how she looked instead of listening to her.

We've seen the cost of dismissing vulnerable working-class girls before, yet that's exactly what our former First Minister done.

They deserve to be believed, not stereotyped.

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

Hey @grok

Did the Bolsheviks open Christians’ bellies, remove the small intestine, nail it to a tree or telegraph pole, and then drive the victims around the tree with blows, forcing the intestine to unwind through the wound?

[_ @Doxinho9]

@Bonn1eGreer If basic opsec made you think you're going to meet the king or pope then you should probably read a book my love

[PoIiMath @politicalmath]

One of the reasons that I don't accept the "nuking USAID killed millions of people" framing is because most of the people saying this never took the stance that the US was a tremendously good and heroic force for saving millions of people

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🇲🇽 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lip readers appear to have decoded the conversation between Javier Aguirre and Memo Ochoa before he came on.

Aguirre: "You’re going in."

Ochoa: "How long?"

Aguirre: "20 minutes max."

Ochoa: "20?"

Aguirre: "What, you want to play less?" 😂

Ochoa: "No, no. Fine then."

Aguirre: "Go ahead. You deserve it."

Ochoa: "I’m going to warm up."

Aguirre: "Hurry up!"

[_ @Doxinho9]

@The_Truth_II @AnitaGriff38352 @CharlesHThyme I've heard it can be really shitty

[_ @Doxinho9]

@HlTLERSBACKBBY @Baddooya @Mappy6984 You're a fucking retard mate plenty of concentration camps in multiple countries/conflicts not everything is a Jewish conspiracy. Please for the love of fuck read a book you clown.

[Jacob @JacobCookeMMA]

This shouldn’t be as funny as it is right now 😭

I hope they bring the voice notes back at some point

[Charles Thyme @CharlesHThyme]

Fun fact: More "Etonian scum" died during the First World War so that Rayner could grow up in a free country than the students of any other British school.

[RAMAYAN @ramayan_69]

Conor was the only one using voice notes on Twitter, and man, they were some of the best content on the platform.

Bring them back.

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Off the smirnoff ice talking like Coach from left 4 dead 2

[Abier @abierkhatib]

I’m dead 😂😂😂

“The atmosphere Israeli awkward” 😂

[isabel @shutupisabel]

pilot paused and very carefully said we would be landing at 11 minutes past 9