broke: Smoking Behind The Supermarket is smoking propaganda
woke: Smoking Behind The Supermarket is male learned helplessness propaganda, as per the scene where the 45 year old protagonist has to be told “your breath will probably smell better if you brush your teeth”
Friendly reminder that on November 23rd, 2024, Jaxson Dart threw an interception vs Florida to seal the game, cried about it on the sideline, had the play overturned, then came back on the field with tears in his eyes to throw another one and cried some more
(Ngandu guy trying not to laugh) No dude I’ve literally never heard of jacking off before you sound crazy. You’re going to have to show me what you’re talking about (friends start losing their shit and have to walk away
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:
Esoteric Ebb is releasing on:
MARCH 3rd 2026
But you can get a head start RIGHT NOW - go play the NEXT FEST DEMO, then bring your save file to launch!