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Father. Husband. Newcastle fan. English teacher.

[DPCB @dpcb23]

Would play Joelinton up top this evening to cause absolute chaos in their back line and win every header. Then let Gordon and Elanga get on the end of them, skinning them for pace. #NUFC

[DPCB @dpcb23]

Can't wait for Seung-soo to come off the bench in the 85th minute to score a Messi-esque goal and do the isak celebration #nufc

[DPCB @dpcb23]

Is Ramos + Wissa a downgrade for #nufc (if they both happen)?

How many PL goals did Wilson score in an Isak/Wilson duo?

Ramos & Wissa would 100% bring more goals collectively, better for the team 🤷‍♂️

Still, I don't think Ramos comes. Wissa though 👌 #stoplisteningtodoommongers

[DPCB @dpcb23]

@RobTNE31 @PIF_en That wasn't your original question.

[DPCB @dpcb23]

@LiamSkeldon Good take, this. Interesting.

[DPCB @dpcb23]

@Savage29492304 I don't really get your point here. Have you turned this into bashing Howe?

It sounds like you agree with my original comment that nothing was going to be done until July, but you're saying the reason fans are kicking off is because of Howe saying he wants it done early.

[DPCB @dpcb23]

#NUFC were never signing anyone before July, what is the craic with people losing their minds. Jesus wept man.

Half the "targets" we hear about aren't even targets. We'll end up signing someone noone had even thought about, I.e. Isak, Tonali, Botman 🤷

Calm the fuck down.

[DPCB @dpcb23]

@NickDryden1 Say what?

Last 3 windows we were hamstrung with what we had spent previously.

And in all fairness, it hasn't worked out that badly saving that money over the 3 windows.

It's July soon, there will be movement.

[DPCB @dpcb23]

@Savage29492304 Yeah, as early as possible. And as early as possible is the start of July. We need June out of the way due to PSR.

[DPCB @dpcb23]

I wonder how much inspiration Charlie Brooker took from Ready Player One's first gate for the episode 'Hotel Reverie'.

Would love to live out a film.

#blackmirror #ernestcline

[DPCB @dpcb23]

Never even knew I disliked Clive Tyldesley. Who knew he loved Liverpool so much, eh? Although, I reckon the biased commentary would have been there regardless, no matter which of the big 6 were playing. #nufc #lfc

[DPCB @dpcb23]

Can't wait for us to be doing well at xmas, a few injuries, everyone singing Howe's praises for the work he's done with the players, Isak on 10 gls, Bruno on 9 YC playing it cool with 10G/A, total squad and fanbase harmony. Then for the Jan window & all this to start again #nufc

[DPCB @dpcb23]

Not happy clapping #nufc here, however:

Ppl are forgetting how good 1st XI can be & how well they played in 22/23 when all fit. We also have younger players who'll get more game time and who've had another year under Howe.

I don't see the reason for panic.

1 game a week, too.

[DPCB @dpcb23]

Walk away from the Guehi deal and sign Thiaw. Then watch as Thiaw's value soars and Guehi's plummets languishing in a Palace side destined for relegation. Then pick up Guehi for half the price at the end of the season as back up for the then 70m Thiaw 🤷‍♂️ simple. #nufc #guehi

[DPCB @dpcb23]

Can #Isak win PL Young Player of the season? He was 23 when the season started. Failing that, gotta be Gordon #palmerwho #nufc

[DPCB @dpcb23]

That is not a penalty! That ref was good tonight, but that decision was awful. Disappointing. #nufc #psg

[DPCB @dpcb23]

Does anyone who was sitting there know what Gordon said to Thiago Silva after he tried the scoop megs and failed? #nufc #cfc

I'm hoping it was something like, "wahhh, dick'ed"

[DPCB @dpcb23]

Anyone watching the Champions League MOTD and still can't breathe from what's just happened? I mean, #nufc on the Champs MOTD for a start, but 4 fucking 1! Against PSG! I still can't decide what feels better, laughing or crying.

[WarBoy @WarBoyNUFC]

Salah would get 3 penalties for this 😅😅😅

#NUFC #LiVARpool