Cheap Seats

Taking shots one snarky tweet at a time. Don't follow if you can't take a joke.

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

@MarcWood71 appreciate the invite but just don't have the time to pick up another league at this time

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@MarcWood71 haven't done a ton of research but really starting to like Ben Paulsen with the Rockies

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JPP does not appreciate how much Ben Carson refers to his hands #GOPDebate https://t.co/NDKfWHItxy

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

Whoever doesn't know how to use their cough button should withdraw from the race #GOPDebate

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

If this debate was a sporting event, we would go get our next beer every time Carson or Kasich talked #GOPDebate

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

So does @Budweiser pay Peyton even if he doesn't get a chance to say he's going home to drink? What an amazing endorsement deal. #SB50

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

That Jublia commercial set a Super Bowl record for most hall of famers selling out in :30 #SB50

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

We were expecting the domestic abuse commercial to end with "but I died" #SB50

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

Just realized Chris Martin is basically English @macklemore #SB50

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

Hey Guys, always thought Scientology was a cult but that last commercial was kind of cool so now we're not sure #SB50

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

Not enough evidence...but here is the 360 Cam presented by Mercedes-Benz! #SB50 https://t.co/7DRQbdOiCS

[Dean Blandino @DeanBlandino]

On CAR challenge the ball touched the ground and slid up his body. Not enough evidence to change the call on the field.

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

Super Bowl commercials are great at letting us know which products we will never purchase again #SB50

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Say this like Nelson from the Simpsons: "Hawes, Hawes" https://t.co/StBZDAUzyN

[Tas Melas @TasMelas]

.@spencerhawes00 definitely thought he was getting a Michael Jordan hug. #hornets https://t.co/YWHXlmGXo3

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

You can't tell us that isn't @neiltyson https://t.co/A7JGoQmeE5

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

Presented without comment: #SB50

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

When you read this very fast you get sad followed by huge relief https://t.co/rkxwv3dLRC

[Ken Gurnick @kengurnick]

Vin Scully Avenue passed unanimously by LA City Council.

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

We know the Broncos won but the biggest upset of the day is that new KFC Nashville chicken looks delicious #ARIvsCAR

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

Are we supposed to know who Little Big Town is? #ARIvsCAR

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

We live in a world where Gary Kubiak and Wade Phillips are getting the upper hand on Bill Belichick. The world must be ending. #NEvsDEN

[Cheap Seats @DPCheapSeats]

We don't use a tablet but you can be sure that if we did, it wouldn't be a Microsoft Surface #NEvsDEN