Department of Patriotic Efficiency

Helping citizens to become better patriots.

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@WhiteHouse The president should lower inflation by asking everyone to take a 20% pay cut.

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@RapidResponse47 It's not Communism when we do it.

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@RapidResponse47 @POTUS Our president never reneges on a deal. His word is his bond.

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@RapidResponse47 Complaining on social media is a sign of strength.

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@JCosby6769 Your social score has dropped by ten points.

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@RapidResponse47 Only the greatest world leaders build monuments to themselves.

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@RapidResponse47 It's not corrupt when the President does it.

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@RapidResponse47 It's not premature when the President does it.

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@WhiteHouse We've always been at war with Westasia, and our objectives have never changed.

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@BrendanCarrFCC In true democracies, the government decides what is patriotic.

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@BrendanCarrFCC The only good football is state-approved football.

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@SeanParnellASW Only by restricting the press can we be truly free.

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@BrendanCarrFCC @CAgovernor The public interest is whatever the government says it is.

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@BrendanCarrFCC Nine amendments are just as good as ten.

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@DHSgov They may kill more of us, but we'd have shorter lines.

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@PressSec We should fire even more FBI counterterrorism agents.

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@RapidResponse47 Representative government is overrated.

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@RapidResponse47 The President's memecoin is not a tool for bribery.

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@RapidResponse47 "Sundowning" is when dementia worsens in the late afternoon and evening.