Dave Perrin

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

@gmkp1234 Yesterday was the first time on Twitter in a long time, and I'm not following you anymore. What happened? #confused

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

#ImThankfulFor That moment I remember my password. @gmkp1234

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

I hate it when I'm sleeping and my cat comes in to lie next to me and I go to pet him, but instead I feel a bag of bread. @gmkp1234

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

When I bought a kitten, I never pictured having a problem with him getting stuck inside the bottom mattress of my bed. @gmkp1234

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

Midnight release tonight. #imready #GTAV

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

Dave: "We've gotta get out of this grass, man. It's everywhere." *Jake and Trevor start laughing* @Trevvymillz

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

Dad: I hate hunting. You never have to chase down a carrot. @gmkp1234

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

@igotalongnick

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

Has anyone seen this dog? @gmkp1234

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

@Cassie_Owens26 I've had that picture since you took it.

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

@Cassie_Owens26 Remember?

[stargirl @baddestb97]

I wish I had boobs..

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

@igotalongnick When other friends have no plans. #helpme

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

@igotalongnick I don't need your handouts.

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

@igotalongnick I am hungry.

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

@igotalongnick GET ME SOME FOOD.

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

@igotalongnick She knew. Check your direct messages.

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

@igotalongnick I don't know anyone with this name..

[Dave Perrin @Dperr16]

@igotalongnick Found this at the lake. Is it yours?