You got catfished by a tinder dude who claimed to have a 36 foot boat. In the meantime you left little Mikey cause you had to go find yourself, now ya stealing ya mothers boyfriends quarters so u can throw 5 on some mids and and buy loosies at gasco. #wetmango#tropicalpassion
Memorial day on my mind: its 1pm at balch lake sandbar, im 6 beers deep, just got dogged in polish horseshoes by rick, lisa B tosses me a turkey ham and cheese and i catch it w my wet lake hands and dawg it in 4 bites. Then i throw the crust to maddy. Life doesnt get better.