Dale Plummer

Former Senior Editor at Slam! Wrestling. Gamer. Geek. Phillies/Eagles/Rangers fan. Hail to Pitt.

[Philly Nation @Philly__Nation]

Kevin Patullo when he sees this play

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

Genuine answer: an even bigger lantern

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

The Phillies! Children of the Corn!

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

This is so fucked up. He wasn't even doing anything

[Ian Kopey @iankopey]

If you weren’t invested in the Phillies when the corn revived us and we swept this dangerous Twins team, don’t be with us when we go 3-3 on this upcoming home stand.

#RingTheBell

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Remember, kids. To Catch a Predator wasn't cancelled because they caught someone who was transgender or a drag queen. It was cancelled because they caught an assistant district attorney who hit the escape button rather than face the consequences of his actions.

[Chris Bataille @bataille_chris]

Up until ~10 years ago, most boreal forest lightening strikes and human ignitions fell on damp ground, often damp from recent snow melt. Climate change has transformed this, turning the northern half of North America into a giant tinder box, where even the soil carbon can burn.

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

The CDC is saying the Cyclospora outbreak is from Taylor Farms

Then they keep bringing up Taco Bell

Not that I need to defend Taco Bell for colon blow food. But Taylor Farms sells to McDonalds, Chipotle, Walmart, Safeway, Kroger and a shit ton of places

So I don’t understand while Taco Bell, who pulled lettuce from their restaurants right away because they were trying to be responsible, is being made out to be the bad guy

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Trump's State Fair is so abandoned the Scooby Doo gang showed up.

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

Red card for that means you’ve lost the plot. Completely lost the plot. #USMNT

[Keith McMillan @D3Keith]

Philly traded a 29-year-old disgruntled and possibly misunderstood Brown in the prime of his career to New England, and Boston sent one right back.

[Peter @stottbohmmarsh]

don't call yourself a phillies fan unless you've ever left the broadcast on for so long that you start watching those two dudes tasting beers for some reason

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Basically

[MLB Scoring Changes @ScoringChanges]

🚨CYCLE SCORING ALERT🚨

Tons of folks sent this one in from the @Phillies and @Mets game, with Bryce Harper completing the cycle with this fifth inning triple.

I believe this was scored correctly as a triple.

This falls under Rule 9.06; Determining the Value of Base Hits.

The key is Harper never slowed down at all and was going for third the whole time. One of the things the scorer has to determine is whether or not Harper went to third on the throw or not.

He obviously was going for third regardless, and the fact that he would have been out is inconsequential here.

The OS Manual states this:

“Had the bases been empty, would the batter-runner have attempted to advance the extra base? If not, the value of the base hit should not include the additional base.”

The answer on this one is yes, Harper would have ATTEMPTED to advance. Doesn’t say if he would have been safe. Since he would have attempted this regardless of the throw home, he was, IMHO, correctly credited with a triple.

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

We got Knicks winning the championships before GTA 6

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

WTF!!!!!

Trump is f-cking using Honor Guards at a UFC event on the Lincoln Memorial.

No this is NOT ok. Don’t you dare call yourself a “patriot” while supporting this crap.

[Ban @BanButterfly]

Lo de Mamdani es muy gracioso porque uno creería que su exito en New York es porque el man tiene un plan de gobierno complejo y estructurado

Pero revisas sus políticas y simplemente esta haciendo las cosas mas obvias para solucionar los problemas de la ciudad, y funciona

[Gary Myers @GaryMyersNY]

How many years before Roger Goodell will be announcing the nine NFL regular season games that will be played in the United States?

[Dale Plummer @DPlummer627]

Dammit. It’s shit like this that makes me have to root for the Flyers.

[Bryant Poreland @LSU_COACH_WADE]

TODAY THE #CANEFEDERACY TAKES THE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA

MARCH ON #CANEFEDERATES MARCH ON

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

A friend asks: “Has it occurred to anyone that the MAGAs think you have to show IDs at restaurants because they’ve been eating all their meals at strip clubs? This isn’t even an unreasonable theory”