YEAH THE FGC IS DYING.
THE SAUDIS HATE US.
THE LOCALS ARE LEAVING.
THE DEVELOPERS AREN’T COMMUNICATING WITH US.
WE MIGHT BE ALONE.
IT JUST MIGHT BE YOU AND ME.
BUT THAT’S OKAY.
BECAUSE DO YOU REALLY NEED ANYONE ELSE?
@naomilars Went through three interviews, said I was a great fit for the role, discussed pay and starting date, left it at that assuming they're writing up the contract, asked for an update after 3 weeks
"Sorry we've gone for someone internal but we'll keep your CV jic"
"Bomb seller! I need your strongest bomb!"
"My bombs are too strong for you Mr. President. Go to some other bomb seller, who sells weaker bombs!"
"You do not understand bomb seller! I am going into battle and I need your strongest bomb!"
"No, my bombs are too strong!"