Daniel

People tell me I smell like a penny.

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

My only discernible skill: being able to tell you what temperature to cook different brands of frozen pizza without looking.

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Whoever owns the sonic on saddle creek so fucking nastyyyyy ewwwwww

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Ya can’t herd squirrels

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Someone told me I need to be on tv today and I AGREE with them. Someone send me an industry connect or I’ll be forced to be on cops or judge Judy

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

9:42 am and my phone at 27% I need an intervention

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Double feature alert. Gonna watch Secretariat and then Miracle tonight who tryna cry over inspirational sports movies with me.

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

@calebsaysthings heyyyy king just checking in I do, in fact, still have something to say.

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Craving Wendy’s idc idc

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Can you tell I didn’t wash my hair today (yes)

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Oopsie watched a “middle child syndrome” edit on tik tok and now I’m sad

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Okay yeah I’m feeling silly I’ll rewatch glee 🤪🤪🤪

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Remember when people used to say “catch flights not feelings” lmao

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

What happens (scientifically) if you eat a whole jar of salsa in a day and a half???

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Anybody wanna go forest bathing w me

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

All the people im slut snapping from the shower don’t even know im listening to Preacher’s Daughter and crying while doing it

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

The Leavenworth/Saddle Creek intersection is going to ruin peoples lives for years

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Can someone explain to me why printers literally never work?

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Old people shouldn’t be allowed to drive and I really sincerely mean that

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Doing my part to keep Arby’s in business one more day

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

9:04 am and I’ve met my tik tok screen time for the day guess I’m going to bed night guys

[Daniel @DQLuvr28]

Bless us o lord, and these, thy gift, for which we are about to receive (Hyvee Chinese)