Obama Simp Laden

Abortion Survivor

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

The worst betrayal a man can do to his gf is making other bitches laugh in front of her

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

Hey, do these pants make my balls look big?

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

The funniest thing my gf has ever said to me was when I came home after work and as I open the door she looks at me very concerned and says "Babe, I think I have autism"

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

The election results are in! And everyone's gay!

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

You guys if we work really really hard we can domesticate bears I know we can do this guys

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Michael Olesen 💉😷🇺🇸🇺🇦 @maolesen]

Some perspective for those who still don't get it: If I were forced to be infected by either HIV or COVID, I would choose HIV without hesitation.

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

women love it when you can snatch flys out if the air

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

Next time you should vote to get some bitches

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

I just voted for gun safety and against the NRA :)

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

no

[George Papadopoulos @GeorgePapa19]

Watch what’s going on in Brazil. Closely.

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

🚫🇬🇧 Repost if your account is not a safe place for British "people"🇬🇧🚫

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

I will be the first civilian with a nuclear warhead

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

The most shocking thing about this story is that Nancy has a husband

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Paul Pelosi, husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, was "violently assaulted" by someone who broke into his San Francisco home early Friday, according to her spokesperson. https://t.co/zKvnobkngP

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

If you're a mute fucking forget it! KYS

[unoffical cia operator @DylanTop5]

🫥 yes he really posted this 🫠

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

@caitlyn_jae15 love that I got to cameo im both images

[Obama Simp Laden @DR__VanNostrand]

It is so embarrassing having to buy magnum's (the largest condom size) the female gaze is so over powering stop treating me like a piece if meat Im a human being