Award-winning Journalist Zak

Is it actually a problem, or are you making it a problem?

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

Accidentally named a facebook group chat "poop" while attempting to use the gif search. Pretty much sums up my weekend

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

@rebecca_asmr The movement of the lights around the shapes

[🕷️ @natmej]

Whenever im having a bad day i be like fuck imagine if I had kids too lmfaooo

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

@headgum Ai ads ,now, eh?

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

@KeithGHill We just had homeless towns and cultists

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

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[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Roughly 1-3% of people are considered "sleepless elite," early birds and night-owls that can function effectively on less than 5 hours of sleep

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

I really do think god should kill all of us

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

Kinda crazy that the Bear's season didn't start until week 11

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

Now there's a Steve Buscemi sighting completely out of the blue

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

Watching The Sopranos for the first time and there's a fucking Captain Marvel joke in 2001-2? By Tony of all people?

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

I don't remember the last time I saw Da Bears run game this sad

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

Me: Hey guys, I'm gonna go do this thing that takes 1 person maximum to do

2-3 people: Alright, we're gonna follow you instead of doing something else

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

@Strippin @CrikMaster Lloyd Bois

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

"For every door closed, one door opens"

Nope, pretty sure those doors just shut

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

Three socks in my hand
All of them are the same brand
But none are matches

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

Today's schedule is just a meeting from 9-5, so uh...yea, just wish me luck

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

Listening to my cat fight a losing battle against a fluffy star

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

Cats are just legal gambling

[Award-winning Journalist Zak @Dr_Jeans]

Watching this Walking Dead Daryl show & people keep saying very meaningful things to Darryl in French. Daryl is famously from a hick southern family & doesn't know any French in the slightest, so he just stares blankly