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[Petí @Draaasa]

Ja se tak nesnasim za to ze si vytvarim pro kazdyho z 80% lidi unikatni osobnost, abych tomu cloveku sedl co nejlip a mel mi rad

[elliot @nephyrus]

if i see one more person with this fuckass banner

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

im autistic about my wife . My special interest is her smile. my, stim is texting her pictures of clouds . My melting down is when her phone battery dies . my special interest is her laugh

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnGeL]

having a gf is like a lil fairy that whispers in your ear that she wants something yummy to eat so u have to do a lil fetch quest from time to time

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me dissociating during the conversation

[The Notorious tommycs🦖 @137ADR]

Pico jak tohle nekomu muze prijit ve vztahu ok?💀💀

[Zdeněk Svěrák vaří herák @ebenhreben]

“Tento byt nemá pevnou linku…”
“Ha ha to neva, dneska už jsou přece mobily….”
*plácne do linky z želé*
“Co to kurva…”