Jerry Fooking Narron

Soon to be ex-stay-at-home-dad. Part-time cubicle fodder. Gamer. Gardener.

[Jerry Fooking Narron @Draechma]

Please Chris(t) Wilson don’t let them take 8mod abyss jewels from us too

[Jerry Fooking Narron @Draechma]

@kiwijuicing Roomba boss now with spikes

[GuyThatDies @GuyThatDied]

imexile just did the fastest act 5 kitava in poe1 history??

And I have to compete against this guy in poe2💀

[赤髪のジョナクス @JoNa_Akagami]

poe2は終わりです
poeに切り替えです

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

Last week, Anthony Fauci notified us that he will not voluntarily testify before the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, even though he had previously agreed to do so. Therefore, today we have issued a subpoena for him to publicly testify.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Last week, Anthony Fauci notified us he will NOT voluntarily testify before the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, even though he had previously agreed to do so.

Therefore, today I have issued a subpoena requiring him to testify before the Committee, in public, next month.

[Will Manidis @WillManidis]

it brings me no joy to report I spend a year wondering why I was constantly sleepy and had a low sleep score on my whoop that was totally cured by simply stop wearing the whoop.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

When the swamp and Epstein class couldn’t buy my vote, they bought the most expensive congressional seat ever.

I joined @MeetThePress this morning to talk about putting people & principles over parties.

I’m optimistic because the younger generation understands what’s going on.

[Zerve @Captain_C2]

@MikeIsaac Can we take a minute to appreciate that pour?

[Lolcohol @lolcohol]

@buffalo_ocean It is my god given right to vaguepost on twitter

[Hawkeye Enjoyer (IOWA FIRST) 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent.

We’re cooked.

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

No one tells you what to do if your career completely collapses around you in your late thirties

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Dan, in your first call, which I think is the first and last occasion you and I ever spoke:

(1) you seemed upset that I had received and had released FBI whistleblower information about the pipe bomb investigation.

(2) I informed you that your staff had threatened to criminally investigate my staff as retribution against me (for pipe bomb or Epstein activity?)

(3) you threatened to personally finance a defamation suit against reporters on behalf of a suspect. Perhaps it was also a veiled threat to sue me. You said “those depositions aren’t going to fun for the people involved” or something like that. In any case, Deputy FBI Director shouldn’t be financing civil lawsuits against reporters covering cases the FBI is working on.

(4) you said you were going to call every agent in and get to the bottom of the whistleblower issue.

(5) you offered me a briefing but I was going to be tied up until at least 6pm on the Epstein files transparency act, so I asked how late i could get the briefing and you said you were going to leave the office at 5pm.

(6) I asked you a few questions on the call and your answers indicated to me that you were perhaps less informed than me on some of the issues, or you were going to be less than forthcoming.

A few hours after the call, I received and released new FBI whistleblower information regarding the all-hands meeting (which matched what you told me in #4 above), related to concern that the meeting was called to “out” the whistelblowers.

Your second (attempted) call was the evening I achieved 218 signatures on the Epstein discharge petition and I had been busy thwarting Mike Johnson’s last ditch effort to derail the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Not sure why your call log shows 1:36am. You called me in the evening, maybe 8ish?

note - my staff also had the unfortunate pleasure of receiving numerous late night calls on Signal from FBI staff telling them there was absolutely nothing in the Epstein case and that I should back off.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I’ll continue to support the valid Constitutional position that Trump, Jordan, and Vance have all expressed strongly in the past:

No FISA reauthorization without a warrant requirement for US citizens!

[Kevin McKernan @Kevin_McKernan]

It’s only medicine if you pay off the FDA.

Everyone clear?

[pie 🥧 @piebypie]

I can't believe shaper/elder blobs are back 😂

[Jerry Fooking Narron @Draechma]

@Zizaran @pathofexile Other than that very minor miss, yea it is a contender for Best Patch Ever (well since Rampage)

[Jerry Fooking Narron @Draechma]

@Zizaran @pathofexile NGL, this is the first patch they let me down. I thought for sure new Scion asc would be “Curator” and would allow upload into each asc node of your unique item of choice (a la animate guardian).

[Jerry Fooking Narron @Draechma]

@Zizaran @pathofexile NGL, this is the first patch they let me down. I thought for sure new Scion asc would be “Curator” and would allow upload into each asc node of your unique item of choice (a la animate guardian).