Draft Dummies

Account run by Sam Ferris, Credentialed NBA Draft analyst, Certified Public Accountant (CPA)

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My 2026 Big Board

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50 shot attempts for Darius Acuff through 2 games

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Get used to it. He’s a weird guy, at least in front of the mic. Gonna have some awkward sound bites. Big fan of his game though.

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Who has a less talented roster 2-15 rn than the Warriors? Probably just Sacramento? Maybe Chicago?

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Jalen Hood-Schifino was the rare guy where everyone immediately knew he was a bust. Never once looked like an NBA player.

Lakers then followed up with Dalton Knecht again at pick #17. Rough stretch.

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Boozer and Lendeborg both played about as much SL as you’ll see for lottery picks between playing significant time in Vegas and Utah/California Classic

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The Clippers (and their fans) have to be sick watching Keaton Wagler through 1.5 SL games. This is ugly.

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The Burries - Rollins backcourt in MIL will be pretty high on my league pass rankings

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Good to see Keaton Wagler get going. 42 pts for the Clippers in that 3rd qtr — pretty incredible for a 10 min SL qtr

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The Clippers (and their fans) have to be sick watching Keaton Wagler through 1.5 SL games. This is ugly.

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Caleb Wilson already looks completely comfortable shooting 3s off the dribble. And that includes step backs.

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Borderline concerning SL debut for Keaton Wagler

I’m sure some of it is nerves, but struggled w/ physicality, handle was loose, couldn’t get anywhere with the ball

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If one of the Kings’ older draft picks makes it as an NBA role player it’s Sharp > Karaban

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Darryn Peterson’s path to stardom as a player comp is Sonics Ray Allen

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Mara looks winded. The game is moving too quickly for him. Really rough half.

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Cam Boozer’s first 3 NBA SL shot attempts:
- dunk (kinda) on Aday Mara
- mid range turnaround bucket
- made C&S 3

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Grizzles really going in on the physicality/bully ball. Should fit well next to Boozer, too.

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Just in: The Detroit Pistons are trading C/F Isaiah Stewart to the Memphis Grizzlies for three future second-round picks, sources tell ESPN. Pistons clear Stewart's salary and pick up assets while Grizzlies acquire a 25-year-old as a rugged frontcourt piece.

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Least favorite pick of the night - Stirtz to OKC

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Get used to it. He’s a weird guy, at least in front of the mic. Gonna have some awkward sound bites. Big fan of his game though.

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Yaxel Lendeborg on playing with Stephen Curry:

"It's a full-circle moment for me. In 2016, I'm a big Kyrie guy, so I used to hate Steph Curry."

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@NBAisBest4 Yes

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Darius Acuff was destined to be a Sacramento King

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OKC picks the Hartenstein replacement