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“Gee Patrick, I was gonna ask if you wanted to go Jellyfishing but I see you’re busy having an episode” -SpongeBob

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The older I get the more overstimulated I become

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Meow at every dog you see today

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Peeing for the first time rn. Don’t know if I should be impressed or concerned. Either way not giving it much thought

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This man is kayaking down the Congo Basin in an inflatable 😫😫😫

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Shhhhhh it’s cold, rainy, and the new AHS is out leave me alone

[Cooper DeJAWN 🦅 @CooperDeJawn3]

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear Eagles jerseys and carry Wawa bags 🦅

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LPA rules wild 😅 but if it makes a good athlete 🤷🏻‍♀️

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They have a boy version of dance moms and except it’s baseball boys and their moms and it’s so entertaining

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Patiently waiting the next few months for @zingaramusic’s Lost Lands set to drop

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planning a little escape to the grocery store so i can hold an heirloom tomato and feel like a Victorian peasant

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Don’t worry I remember I have free will and changed the playlist

[𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝𒀭 @dvxenrx]

Find a man who looks at you like you're the cutest little chaos monster he's ever adopted.

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It’s giving …….. bad high school dance vibes.

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Incase you’re wondering how my days looking - I hit shuffle on Spotify for my workout and I’m currently blasting Akon

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Do I delete some social media

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A Chicken Caesar Wrap would fuck rn

[Stoolies Page @StooliesPage]

What's this dance move called? #VIVA

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Nah cause it’s the way I just loped off with my morning coffee

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that’s fine

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@ameizingg_ I fear we tied

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Guess how many cookies I just ate