Dragon Con Haiku

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@cat_lanta Explain plz?

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RT @conorsworld:
Can't make @burningman.
So I'll go to DragonCon.
Life is so damn hard. @DragonConHaiku @KatMcAlister

[K80🤖 @K80Bot]

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5 days left to prep?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh
shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit....

[Patrick L. Davis @panwei71]

@DragonConHaiku
the Con commences
liver already in pain
long the badge line is

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Green line or blue line
You chose your fate long ago
Badges acquired

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Know what makes a mess?
Cutting fluffy legwarmers.
That's what makes a mess.

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no lining up yet?
secret pre-line in hallway
we are watching you

[Justin Grey @truegrey]

30 days from now
we'll be packing up the dream
leaving con behind

@DragonConHaiku

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costume elements
ordering stuff from Asia?
now pushing your luck!

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collecting friend codes
the most tedious of tasks
gotta catch 'em all

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party overlap
the mother of invention
zombie mer-Jedi

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new costume idea
twenty-seven tabs later
4:13am

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@NathanFillion
one Con to the next
a golf cart reserved, your name
how 'bout some sweet tea?

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strangers between floors
elevator dance party
like ships in the night

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only rule of con:
pause at escalator end,
gonna butt-punch you.

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@luckyyates @panwei71 @ambercnash @SexGeeks
Emmy nominee
shunned by the powers that be
we can't have nice things

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@DragonConHaiku
Look, awesome panel!
... over in the Marriott?
Curse you, skybridges!!!

[Justin Grey @truegrey]

NEW COSPLAY IDEA!
Holy Shit, that's expensive
(guess I'm wearing jeans)

@DragonConHaiku

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behold, the app store
"this app is not complete yet"
homescreen anyway

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poop goes in toilets
please folks, for the love of god
poop goes in toilets
(@dads_garage, 'Wrath of Con')