Pendelton

Nunca mas.

[Pendelton @DragonErudito]

Es funar o ser funado.

[Papuchochoł || Pentakevin Pentaversary is SOON @papuchochoe]

the way it started as party where everyone dresses pretending to be the bride/groom but now they're ancient cosmic guardians of love and beauty that also dressed for the wedding

[Saskio @LoLSaskio]

Looking for new intern

[Wanderjegson @wanderjegson]

Shit that would actually happen

[aryasdemise 🇹🇷 @AryasDemise]

They be recycling this pure unfettered dogshit every month

[Colistóteles @colo_salas]

Nolan dirigiendo una película de Maradona:

Ohh noo, por qué hice ese gol con la mano

[gummy | First time reading AFFC @gummyuy]

jon snow would drink monster energy and arya would drink redbull. robb would drink coffee and occasional monster. sansa drinks tea. theon is drinking whatever new 187227719182mg caffine drink comes out and saying “haha it doesn’t even affect me man!” rickon is 4.

[Jeni 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @MostBoringJeni]

the fact that they have inhibitors before scott accepts mutant supremacy kinda changes everything, walking thru town without his glasses would hit young scott like crack

[oli @highkeyoli]

professional minecraft player here:
i genuinely think this stream may never end like im being so serious

[splat 🛡️🌳🐉 @zaryaismywife]

reading 15 year old post-launch adwd discussion threads and everyones like “dammit i’m gonna have to wait 5 years to find out what happens!”

[phoenix @edensvale]

Sorry but Aegon is only for the 10 early fans who were raising his banners against the world

[Nahuel Fernandez @Nahueltopo1]

Una amiga me planteó la teoria de que los minions son paraguayos y la verdad es que tiene su logica
-Son pocos pero son tan kilomberos que parecen muchos
-Hablan un idioma chistoso que solo ellos entienden
-Son muy laburadores
-Laburan para un narizon malvado(argentino seguro)

[Guido Guidi @ANATTAL2]

Como te miran tus compañeros de laburo +40 cuando les decis que no queres cagar a tu novia con una trola

[Maul Atreides 🇮🇪 24/50 📚 IWTV - HOTD SPOILERS @theweirdinggay]

"I can't believe Ulf is betraying Rhaenyra for some ale!"

THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT. ULF WOULD HAVE BEEN *SO FUCKING EASY* TO KEEP HAPPY, BUT DAEMON AND RHAENYRA COULDN'T EVEN DEIGN TO ARRANGE FOR THE GUY TO DRINK IN A GODDAMN PUB. DAEMON HIT HIM! IN PUBLIC! JESUS!

[rea 🫧 @stelleruna]

Exploring the moon and watching those flashbacks where the Moon Sisters are just bumming around

[Stryker GGG J @StrykerGGGJ]

Idk why the Franklin upscale pics are returning to my timeline but this was a truly beautiful era ngl

Slander so one sided the winning side had to jump to the opposing force to help them a little

[unidad básica carrie bradshaw @camicmpp]

ES SU LABURO POR DIOS mira si le voy a aplaudir que tenga el 92% de presentismo jsjsjsj para eso cobra 12 millones de pesos!!!! DOCE MILLONES DE PESOS

[I Love Christmas. @Paynuspain]

White people be li (checks bio) all humans are brothers 🤜🏻🤛🏿