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[Get Dragonfruit @DragonfruitGet]

Peeler. Forever.

[Former Teenage Hand Model @halo2mappack]

Okay I poop a lot on 343 but please know this is not a chud-friendly page :) we hate chuds so much here :))))

[N-Sharrowkyn @SharrowJtodd]

Night Lords after running into Emperors Chilsren warbands led by bile in the Eye of Terror.

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

I'm gonna be honest, I think it's valuable to remind people that terrorists usually don't go out in a blaze of glory

you're not gonna get to look cool

you're going to be a pitiful crippled wretch shitting yourself in a wheelchair as you get put down like a farm animal and then thrown in the trash and forgotten

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Have Shane Gillis host the livestream execution

[Guilty Plea @guilty_plea_yt]

Today is the feast of St. John Henry Newman, so please take this opportunity to pray for the conversion of England.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Setting up a fake Nidal Hassan Twitter account and scheduling a tweet on December 2nd that reads “they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow”

[Patterns @Patterns0001]

BREAKING: Indian stock market loses ₹9 lakh cr. so far Today

[🇻🇦BigSteveOG @BigSteveOG2]

Autism successfully taken over by Papists

[Paz @TheRealQuenny]

insane grab at costco today

[Night Danger @WithNightDanger]

Sandy Petersen gem

[metal gear facts🎃 @MetalGearFacts1]

You've beaten me Corvo, and now I have merely one last surprise.

Pleaseeee don't fucking kill me pleaseeeeee dude pleaseeeeeee I'm so sorryyyy

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

F-35 pilot on 18 mg of Zyn with a bunch of AIM-9Xs

[Get Dragonfruit @DragonfruitGet]

Right after the resident evil movie?

[skooks @skooookum]

No one:

Russian scientists in the Institute For Development Of The Horrific Virus That Kills Everyone Really Slowly And Painfully lab:

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito

[Paz @TheRealQuenny]

Halo 2 if it took place in Saskatchewan instead of Kenya

[Get Dragonfruit @DragonfruitGet]

Can Rome also expect the same?

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

Update: Licenses for Pilotlight, Solnet, and a limited version of Demiurge will be granted to the Orthodox church once we ship

[Get Dragonfruit @DragonfruitGet]

Well obviously not

[Justin Dean 🇺🇸 @thatjustindean]

@kelly_o_edwards Yeah I was talking about real churches.

[Harry Khachatrian @Harry1T6]

They were surprised to learn that there was no life saving equipment in the… EXECUTION ROOM

[Patriotic Wonka Action Figure @athaidad]

"What if we reached God by building something really really big?"