dragon

casual gamer. currently ffxiv, league, ow

[dragon @dragonOW_]

Didn't post it last week because I was on vacation, but Pluto turned 6!

[dragon @dragonOW_]

adios

[dragon @dragonOW_]

small brag but i hit this last night during one of my raids. normally i parse anywhere between 50-70

[dragon @dragonOW_]

@PrimalCinder wishing it for you too

[dragon @dragonOW_]

They're closing our physical office and making us all remote employees now lol.

[dragon @dragonOW_]

When my company implemented 2x a week in office, it was chill and most didn't adhere strictly. I'd go to office like 4-6x a month for example. Then they cracked down and now are doing attendance checks every month via HR. Same vibe but didn't directly say "we aren't asking" lmao

[dragon @dragonOW_]

I love when you're in a meeting with like 200 other people and some people really think they need to type "need to drop" in the chat

[dragon @dragonOW_]

coworker created a 170 file, 28k line pull request, it's ggs for my eyes

[dragon @dragonOW_]

@Carter_OW I feel worse off for having read that whole thread

[dragon @dragonOW_]

you don't pick lucio for aoe heals, you pick him for speed and peel. why is everyone surprised that the hero that is mainly used for rez and damage boost can't also solely sustain someone?

[Skiesti 🌻 @skiesti_]

People intentionally misunderstanding bc it's a static example. The point is about how ineffective her healing is now as a single target healer. Mercy takes an eternity to even TRY to sustain her target with little room to DMG boost

Here's a 6s example in game in Valkyrie

[dragon @dragonOW_]

@MBabrr None specifically but if you get 23 people in a room together there's a 50/50 chance of at least 2 people having the same birthday https://t.co/XSZOgCU5rC

[dragon @dragonOW_]

statistically speaking, it's extremely improbable that none of the characters share a birthday at this point

[Overwatch Cavalry @OWCavalry]

All Hero Birthdays in #Overwatch 🎂

[dragon @dragonOW_]

Enjoy this video of Pluto surgically unwrapping his Christmas present this year

[dragon @dragonOW_]

glad to see the classic Roadhog/Tracer in practice range tradition has made its way to league

[Dumbs 🇫🇮 @DumbsYT]

THE 1 SECOND BARON 💀

[dragon @dragonOW_]

Rare dragon tweet here. What's the point of the global projectile size anymore when we keep adding to the list of heroes that ignore it?

[dragon @dragonOW_]

of course 3 of my favorites are hard meta when I don't have the capacity to play at the moment 😭

[j1m @chungusaurus_]

pick a hero that isn't reaper genji tracer hanzo = griefing the game

[dragon @dragonOW_]

this should have been the universal emote

[Niandra! @Niandra_]

Useless Overwatch fact - the speed of Kiriko's skateboard emote scales with player movement speed

[dragon @dragonOW_]

Tank players in stadium are about to find out what it's like being a top laner during draft

[dragon @dragonOW_]

decent 5k followed by the most elderly slow spray you've ever seen

[dragon @dragonOW_]

unfortunately Sombra already has the best highlight intro in the game. hard baiting other people into thinking they got potg will never not be funny

[Overwatch @PlayOverwatch]

When they forgot to ban Sombra in comp

[dragon @dragonOW_]

I thought this was a gen-z meme, why did my work schedule a workshop for this