🇺🇸DrainDad🦅

Oath Keeper ✋🏻Child of God 👼🏻 Son of Ephraim 🐂 Patriot 🇺🇸 Peace Keeper 🕊️Ascendant Wigger 📈❄️ Family Man 👩‍❤️‍👨 ❤️👶

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

The Book of Mormon is a 1000 year history of Holy War and Genocide on the American continent. Two closely-related ethnic groups identified by religion, race and politics feuded with one another; one motivated by a desire for freedom, the other by historical ethnic grievances.

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

Are they surfers who are buttholes or is butthole the location of their surfing

[episode one @E1podcast]

"Butthole Surfers"
the fuck. This is a band that would be enjoyed by Bart Simpson.

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

I have never craved a vegetable

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

“People around the Indus River have believed…things for 7000 years”

This is meaningless.

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

Bad note, Hinduism is 3 consecutive religions in a trenchcoat linked together solely by geography

[JM News Network @JMNewsNetwork_]

Top 10 Oldest Religions in the World

1. ☪️ Islam — Since Prophet Adam (AS)
2. 🕉️ Hinduism ~ 4,000 years
3. 📜 Zoroastrianism ~ 3,500 years
4. 🕎 Judaism ~ 3,000 years
5. 🌿 Shinto ~ 2,600 years
6. 🧘 Jainism ~ 2,600 years
7. 🌼 Buddhism ~ 2,500 years
8. ☯️ Taoism ~ 2,500 years
9. ⚖️ Confucianism ~ 2,500 years
10. ✝️ Christianity ~ 2,000 years

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

The differences between Vedic Hinduism and Modern Hinduism are greater than that between Judaism and Christianity. Even the word “Hinduism” is dumb, it refers to not a belief or a god but a place name. Hinduism is the inconsistent sum of shit people around the Indus River believe

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

Imagine slapping this thing on the grill

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Melbourne fisherman Cody Stylianou spotted an incredibly rare pink platypus in East Gippsland, Victoria.

Affectionately nicknamed "Pinky", the animal was filmed for 15 minutes as it foraged in tannin-stained water.

Experts estimate only about a dozen of these unusually pale or albino platypuses have been documented over the last 200 years.

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

I told people in a seminar at my university that I easily found the textbooks on soulseek and everyone looked at me like I was a sewer mutant

[S @glass_cage_]

No one talks about how you can also get ebooks on soulseek

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

@CoachDawg34 These numbers seem off, there’s no way Asians outnumber Hispanics

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

Still not as gay as “Pluggin’ B”

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

If Rock n Roll came out today it’d be called Goon n Bust or something

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

“Rock n Roll” was literally a euphemism for sex. It’s where the name came from.

Imagine hearing this song and not wanting to get slutted out to it. Pack it up, player. You’re done.

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

The joyim know, shut it down

[𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 @faustianwigger]

Some arab guy just called me a "joy" what the fuck does that even mean

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

@_neanderthsmall My wife calls me bro (we’re both children of God so I allow it on a technicality)

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

Piper at the Gates of Dawn?

I ‘ardly know ‘er

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

@giordano_lives I like Meddle

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

@inkblotPrincess I feel asleep

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

@VeryGreatMathew I switched to AMD with my last build, the RX 7700 XT is incredible for the price.

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

Everyone is caught up on the neo-Nazi thing, what the heck was going on here

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

Lover?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Southern Poverty Law Center director funneled $1.2 million to lover in neo-Nazi, white supremacist group.

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

He’s Knicker rich

[🤍 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟 🤍 @Kittenwaffin]

He won $40k betting on the Knicks.

So he decides to make a complete spectacle of himself and quit his job.

He will receive less than $30k after taxes.

I'd wager that he'll blow it on trivial things and be broke by next week.