Jebidiah

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

What I gathered from the MGK diss track:
MGK: “I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall. I loved you slim, we coulda been together- think about it! You ruined it now”

@Eminem @machinegunkelly

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

I always thought BPD stood for (best pussy disorder). Apparently it stands for bi polar disorder, and the girls who have it just happen to have the best pussy

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

My girlfriend: so yesterday my butthole was hurting so I put lotion on it and it’s still hurting Me: 0_0

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

Two things I ain’t ever seen, turtle speed and a bitch I need

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

Having a “big” pee pee is nice and all until it’s not.

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

Three different women in the past 2 weeks. I can do more than lay pipe you know!

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

@_taylorjenkins_ where was the tweet about my snap story this week 🤔🤔

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

The number of “monster trucks” owned by the United States government is higher than zero.

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

All I'm asking for is the right to the same weapons that I paid for the Taliban to own

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

We live closer in time to Cleopatra than Cleopatra did to the construction of the pyramids.

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

@dustydavis_ this isn’t a diss or an attack

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

Conspiracy theory @dustydavis_ is actually Kerri Strug from the 1996 summer Olympics

[Blerim Elmazi, Esq. @blerim33]

#HunterBrittain was 17, unarmed and attempting to place a jug behind his tire to prevent his truck from rolling into a police car before he was shot to death by a Lonoke County sheriff deputy. Absolute no justification. #justiceforhunter

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

When you look at someone through rose colored glasses all the red flags just look like flags

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

If you’re always at someone’s disposal, you’ll end up being disposed of.

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

I really don’t like being alive, like, I didn’t sign up for this and it seems like nothing in my life is ever fruitful. And if you make tweets about your mental health in a small town the take you to the loony bin.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Workers have been shit on in this country for a very long time by both political parties. We’ve spent everyone’s tax money on a war machine. We’ve let corporations pillage. And we’ve prioritized identity politics about immigration over cold hard facts and data about wage growth.

[Jebidiah @Drake_Brinker]

I did not log on to Twitter dot com to be attacked this directly