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Drake University Independent News. We also have a magazine, you should check it out. Jerry Parker fan acc

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Students dressed in sexy costumes for Halloweekend freeze to death due to sudden drop in temperatures.

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Griff statue escapes wretched Hubbell smell by vacationing in Helmick.

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Schmucks wearing fall attire die of heat stroke.

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Ticketmaster responds to skyrocketing prices by allowing customers to pay in kidneys.

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Man sleeping in GK requests a glass of warm milk and a bedtime story from RAs.

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DUiN to offer stick and poke tattoos under guise of flu vaccine.

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Freshman comes to realization they might have peaked in welcome weekend.

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Innocent students receive draft papers, sent off to war on 34th street.

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DUiN's Guide to First Year Survival

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In honor of Pride month Taylor Swift releases new Picture to Burn (Even More Homophobic Version).

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Commencement speech just 30 minutes of Griff II heavily breathing, grunting into the mic.

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Jerry Parker takes a moment in latest email to remind us how massively Drake failed to keep students safe last year.

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“No way to prevent this,” says only Peggy’s tent where this regularly happens.

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I never pass up an opportunity to wear my tuxedo. Tonight was the @DrakeDuin Ball! And I had an absolute - you guessed it - BALL! @DrakeUniversity

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If there’s no ball pit, is it even a ball? 🤔 @DrakeDuin @DrakeUniversity

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The Student Senate refused to substantially engage with us at the meeting tonight. They also made repeated thinly veiled attacks on student press. Your continued pressure on student senators is critical.

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That student senate meeting is in Cowles 201 at 7:00 tonight (2/23). We need your help to save our publications as we know them.

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It will be streamed on the student senate Facebook page. Join in to support student media: https://t.co/8ohOpeHLYc

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@DrakeDuin Oh god, not again…all Drake student publications have my full support! If there is a live link (@DrakeDBS), please share so alum can join in

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@i_capricant @DrakeDBS We’re trying to make sure it’s broadcasted on the student senate Facebook page (https://t.co/8ohOpeHLYc). Stay tuned there.

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Drake students and alums! Drake student media needs your urgent help! Student media at Drake is funded through the student media fee. Thanks to rising costs, lower enrollment, and Drake's unresponsiveness, we face an unprecedented funding crisis. 🧵

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Here's the contact information for student senators. Let them know how important well-funded student media is to you!

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That student senate meeting is in Cowles 201 at 7:00 tonight (2/23). We need your help to save our publications as we know them.