Little Miss Dramatic

Just a little Miss, being dramatic

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

Some people think they crave love... when actually all they want is attention

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

Ever read someone else’s Twitter and just think... “wow, you’re such an ass-hat” 🤔

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

It’s raining... I think I may need a boat...

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*

The big yellow thing is back in the sky today.

Gingers need to stay home more than ever today. COVID is the least of their worries!

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

Ever stumped your toe and felt like your whole leg was gonna fall off... 🤔

SAME!!!

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

Ever look at someone and think...

“How the hell did you even make it past your teens?!” 😒

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

Would you rather:

Kick someone in the face

OR

Flick them in the tit?!

There have been times today I’ve wanted to do both... at the same time 😒

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

Of course I’m in work today... I’ve had about 2hrs sleep 😫

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I’ve gained a whole 20 followers today! It’s like Christmas! 🥳

This Dramatic Little Miss needs some shut eye now though - without it I’ll just be a crank!

Goodnight world 👋🏼

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

@thevaginadiary Both. The best alcohol contains sugar and the best sugar contains alcohol... when consuming alcohol, it’s usually followed by the consumption of sugar...

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

Don’t you just meet the best people on Twitter?! 🥰

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

Stuck behind #Karen doing 69mph on the motorway...

Bitch it’s a 70!!

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

Still got that headache...

I’m definitely dying...

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

With the council not cutting the grass at the side of the road...

If you’re missing a cat, dog, small child or even some dignity - I highly suggest checking the 6ft high meadows at the edge of the road!

#NoDramatics #LostAndFound #DancingInTheMeadow

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

I am known to have hey fever.

I’ve woken up this morning, snotty as hell, can’t breathe, feel like my eyeballs have been rolled in a thorn bush and a headache...

Naturally, I’m planning my funeral right now ⚰️

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

Anyone: “How’d you sleep”

Me: “Like a baby!”

Anyone: “Oh fab, that good?!”

Me: “Nope, I was awake every few hours with an urge to go looking for food!” 😩

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

I’m off to take a sleeping pill now and give my pillow some serious head... let me wake up to at least 100 followers and make me the happiest #LittleMiss around! 🥰

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

@timojong1 @LEZPARKIN I’m devastated! I’ll never be worthy of you. But of course you’re more than enough for me!

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Congrats to @LEZPARKIN on being my 10th follower! You’re already part of something amazing.

I love you dearly. Can we be best friends forever?! #TwitterPals

Now you should retweet to ensure I’m not gonna be bored enough to fall asleep and delete this account #NotDramatic

[Little Miss Dramatic @DramaticLittle]

@mohamadazhar286 thanks for the #NewProfiePic like... it’s not my best picture. I’d just woke up and couldn’t find my make up! 😫

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#NewProfilePic