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[Wildes @kevinwildes]

This is just an A+ first half. Exceeding all expectations. As long as Jalen Brunson doesn’t suit up for Paraguay at half we’re good.

[Owen Phillips @owenlhjphillips]

watching World Cup matches kick off at the advertised start time as an American sports fan

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

In hindsight this really was a huge 3

[Shaun 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇸 @shaunvlog_]

Every Scottish person in America needs to immediately try Chicken Fried Steak, and you’ll realise we and the Americans are kindred spirits

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

@nickimoraa The compliment was so powerful it triggered a decade-long “I told you so” from a complete stranger 😂

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I stopped at a tiny family-owned bakery this morning and bought a cinnamon roll.

When I took the first bite outside, it was so good that I immediately turned around and went back in.

The baker looked worried and asked, “Was something wrong with it?”

I said, “No, I just needed you to know this is the best cinnamon roll I’ve had in years.”

The poor guy looked completely stunned.

Then the woman behind me in line pointed at him and said, “See? I’ve been telling him that for ten years and he never believes me.”

The baker laughed so hard he had to lean on the counter.

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

analytically the Spurs have won the chip already

[S K E L L Y @skeleoncemore]

This looks like a promo image for a family sitcom about a solo dad with his gay son, smart daughter, and evil son

[Normal Man @duckshoe]

I’ve seen a lot of reminiscing about OG’s time in Toronto but haven’t seen anybody post the single funniest thing he did there: his drawing of the OVO logo

[sydney @squid_bees]

i like when a baby animal is just a shrunken version of the adult animal

[Melodramatic Manatee @DramaticManatee]

@FreddyLA7 FREDDY! IF THE DINING AREA OF A WAFFLE HOUSE HAD TO BE CLOSED YOU NEED TO RUN FREDDY!

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

@FreddyLA7 Just say the word bro

[B D (xDiscoStu) @xdiscostu]

@JaguarGator9NFL Agreed.
If that Waffle House dining room is closed, your chances of:
A. Seeing something illegal
B. Being a part of something illegal
-or-
C. Experiencing a "Hand of God" level weather event

-has increased exponentially, or even terminally.

Best be moseying down the road...

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

As a Waffle House connoisseur, if the dining area of a WaHo is closed, you need to get out of there immediately

[Yan @YanPeronn]

In case you didn’t watch the World Cup today (matchday 1)

>Mexico beat South Africa 2-0 in a match with 3 straight red cards

>South Korea beat Czechia 2-1 on a 80’ winner

> South Africa became the first team since 2006 to receive 2 red cards in the same World Cup match

>South Africa v Mexico had the most red cards in a World Cuo match since Portugal vs Netherlands in 2006

>Mexican fans booed the World Cup entrance of the USA & Argentina flags.

>A guy named Sithole on South Africa became a meme after getting a straight red and ended the match on a 3.9 match rating

> Czechia scored an Arteta Haram ball goal off a long throw after being outplayed for an hour

>Son missed 3 great chances for Korea before being subbed out

>A Mexican player mocked the iconic South African goal celebration from 2010 after scoring in their win vs them

>Iran made their WC grand entrance with a massive golden palace thing on wheels

>The first ever World Cup commercial breaks were played 🥀

> Ochoa became the first player to be listed in a squad for 6 World Cups

>Lamine Yamal was seen shopping at a local Walmart

>Erling Haaland was featured multiple times on TV in Carolina cheering on their hockey team in the Stanley Cup finals

> Scottish fans landing in Boston today are complaining that their plane ran out of beer.

I’ll be posting daily recaps all World Cup long, follow me pookie :)

[sean (🟦himeya.art) @Haurmeya]

looks like it’ll heal my pokemon for 10hp

[Scotty P 🎸 @Scott_7791]

@TheDunkCentral Wildes's expression instantly went from his signature mischievous smirk, to "HUH?!"

[Scotty P 🎸 @Scott_7791]

@BIGMEM12 Ahh, memories. lol
https://t.co/kIBtVOX0km

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Can probably conclude he’s the only person in history whose life was saved by ordering Domino’s every night