Melodramatic Manatee

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Bears Fans Love You @TarikCohen

World’s #1 Derrick Henry Fan

RIP Bamboe 𓃵
I'll never forget you
#BamboeFurion

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

The funniest way America has dealt with Chinese spies is by putting them in a real version of the Truman Show.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Cindy blocked Scott Colom from becoming a judge so he just took her job instead 🤣

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Genius move by Rex so that when u google "Rex Ryan Feet" this is the first story you see https://t.co/7W4C3b032p

[Michael Caley @MC_of_A]

how is it possible that Mauricio Pochettino will have taken four jobs since leaving Tottenham and by far the most stable and competent employer he'll have had will be the US Soccer Federation

[Chargers⚡️Union @Chargers_Union]

Was talking to a Bengals fan at work and when I told him that I’m a Chargers fan he said he was sorry like I have a terminal illness

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

BREAKING: Thomas Massie has collected the 218 signatures required to force a vote on the Epstein Transparency Act 2

TICK TOCK

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

crazy to me that there's only 10 days left until the "before gta 6" jokes expire... what's the comically far away game gonna be now....

[Joey @CalebGoatQB1]

Yuri will lead millions

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You never know what kind of history you’ll witness during MACtion

[Mr Furious George 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇷🇨🇦 @FuriousManiati]

Please Remember that France and Ukraine fed Trump false intel to see if he would leak it to Putin and he did. This happened over a year ago…..

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

Kirk Cousins on if he feels like he has unfinished business in Minnesota: "I think my whole career's felt like unfinished business."

[Garcia @GarciaCap]

“Jensen was caught cheating”

“Yeah with the Chinese spy that’s old news”

“Different woman”

[Melodramatic Manatee @DramaticManatee]

@j7zaza Oh dear

[Melodramatic Manatee @DramaticManatee]

@diyabolicall Resistors consider their job to be Reddit. Their pay is karma points on the site. At least that’s my only explanation for the people who live on it

[Matt Beard @matt_beard_]

this is the tweet of the year right?

[timberwolfenjoyer @twolfenjoyer]

What's the offense version of blitzing

[Sam Warren @samwarren83]

The most important news of the day: Fernando Mendoza said it “could be a good idea” to continue Kirk Cousins’ celebratory In-N-Out trips after Raiders wins.

He said he’ll pick up the tab for his teammates if they do.

[Alexis @TheNotoriousLEX]

Bears fans have done more in the last 72 hours to expand the NFL’s international reach then 20 years of overseas games.

[Melodramatic Manatee @DramaticManatee]

@WillRagatz Kirko Chains don’t play about his jersey number

[Will Ragatz @WillRagatz]

Kirk Cousins on the No. 8 jersey, currently held by rookie safety Jakobe Thomas:

"I'm confident that Jakobe and I can have a healthy, mature conversation and figure this out."