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[luna 💋 missing billie @lunademavie_]

MY TOWN GOT LIKE SIX INCHES OF SNOW AND THE AQUARIUM LET THE PENGUINS OUT TO PLAY IN THE SNOW😭😭😭😭😭

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

the children yearn for the windows phone

[square ❤️ (COMMS OPEN!!!) @Honkadoi]

Me and my bf accidentally found the worst website in the world. Every article appears to be just a giant list of AI-generated puns and it is the worst thing I've ever seen. Here's a couple screenshots from the 200+ Best Pac-Man Puns You Absolutely Need to Know

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

the tech industry has some of the sharpest minds in the world

[Fernando @pela_bolas]

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

i ask my hairdresser what haircut would suit my face shape. she pauses. "sorry i just worry beauty rules that involve dissecting features can get phrenological". i pull off my hair to reveal my smooth bald head. "monsieur foucault" she gasps. i nod. "you've passed my first test"

[Titus Blome @derLampenputzer]

Wissing will die Finanzierung des 49€ Tickets wegen „angespannter Haushaltslage“ bislang nicht für nächstes Jahr zusagen, was es laut Ländern „ernsthaft gefährdet“ und wenn es dieses Ministerium schafft, die eine gute Sache zu killen, zu der es gezwungen wurde, raste ich aus

[E L H O T Z O @elhotzo]

NEIN KINDER DAS DÜRFT IHR NICHT KINDER IHR DÜRFT KEIN JAHR EURES LEBENS VERSCHWENDEN WAS WENN IHR NUR 46 STATT 47 JAHRE ARBEITET NEIIIIIN DIE LÜCKE IM LEBENSLAUF STÖRT BESTIMMT ZUKÜNFTIGE ARBEITGEBER IHR DÜRFT NICHT EINFACH KURZ NICHTS TUN BITTE NEIIIIIIN

[cal @DraPasco]

@notgeotimo Have also looked at that one thread of graphs and just fallen into despair again?

[𝔇, Hunter of the Dead 🌙✨ @dekubrush]

Seeing a lot of misinfo that the X logo was taken from a Unicode character; not true sadly. I hate to say it but it’s actually quite well designed, let me break down why 🧵 (1/X)

[Ben @DungeonNoir]

Barbie Yaga

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Who the fuck is CLSOPDTRD

[chillingers atze @ostzination]

super schnell reagiert vom autofahrer 👍

[Titus Blome @derLampenputzer]

die einzige vernünftige konsequenz an dieser stelle ist, die steine abzureißen und die autos wieder mit den fahrrädern kollidieren zu lassen

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

Bambi’s mom is gonna get her brains blown out in 4K HD and the movie’s gonna cut to Bambi reacting like is:

[cal @DraPasco]

@notgeotimo And somehow you still did not miss on the wonderful time this day and evening, so take that, fear of missing out. (and honestly the party yesterday was too cramped and hot anyways, we spent much time sitting outside, overwhelmed)

[Ben/Bea 🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

Y’know what app wouldn’t limit the amount of posts you can see

[cal @DraPasco]

@notgeotimo @R1tterTw1tter I am duck, smiling and slowly losing my mind