DDC12094: IT’S SPRING AND IT’S BRIGHT: So wear a hat. We have a ginormous hat sale going on right now! 25% OFF the entire roster of DDC Action Caps! Over 170 models to pick from! https://t.co/rCJzsKxpWt Feeling wild? Retweet this for us. Thanks, you cute little wildflowers!
DDC12093: ABOUT A YEAR-A-HALF BACK: That’s when the new & improved https://t.co/w8nd0LBOLg launched! Rebuilt from the ground up, into the full-throated multimedia hub it is today. See ALL of our work, gigs, junk, ethos and 400+ items of DDC merch! GO: https://t.co/dvX3V8gJ5L
DDC12092: AND YES: We’re still numbering our Tweets. That’s DDC policy. Hell, are these even called, “Tweets” these days? What are they, now? “X blasts” or “Musk Phartz” or something? I need to get with the times. Dang.
DDC12091: IT'S BEEN A MINUTE: My X password was locked deep inside a heavily-encrypted butt dial on my old Nokia MicroDingleberry™ flip phone and presumably gone for the ages. Finally found the thing in an old box of Pogs, charged it, and was able unlock this account. Phew!
DDC12090: ANY TWO STATE POSTER FOR $50 TODAY!
Plus ten days of DDC Merchmas!
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HAPPY HOLIDAZE!!!
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