Bridget ☘️

Short. Sweet. Sassy. Succinct.

[Bridget ☘️ @DrawFour]

My #CaptainMarvel sweater is finished! I turned the hip patches into pockets because priorities. It took about 2 weeks, which was foolish and exciting.

(Yarn is @MalabrigoYarn and @3igyarn)

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Thinking about this today

[Some More News @SomeMoreNews]

NEW(KIND OF) EPISODE: For New Year's Eve, here's a short video we released on our Patreon a few months ago about how conservatives can't seem to remember who was president when all the stuff they didn't like happened.

https://t.co/PJlnshIDmt

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Lots of people think immigrants are buying up homes that should go to people born here. My plan is to use these people as engagement bait, profit off that engagement, and then use that money to buy me, an immigrant, a home that should have gone to someone born here.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Cat facts.

[Luck @LuckyovLegends]

@StephenM

[Joe @JoePostingg]

"My coworker was super cordial until I kind of sort of tried to murder them" is genuinely a very funny thing to complain about

[Erik Nelson @ErikNelson4x]

@George__L__ @MeidasTouch This is the person that made the TDS push for legislation. He’s a pedophile. Remember that every time you use that term again.

[Sizwe SikaMusi @SizweLo]

The alpha male in his natural habitat

[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

“It’s their job to clean up”

[Sophia Proneikos @Pergament_F]

"Books only have two smells. The smell of a new book, which is good, and the smell of an old book, which is even better."
Ray Bradbury

Good night

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

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[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

BIIIIIIG stretch 😳

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

In 1987, newspapers ran this Far Side comic.

The director of the Jane Goodall Foundation wrote an angry letter over it, but Jane Goodall herself loved it.

"Wow! Fantastic! Real fame at last! Fancy being in a Gary Larson cartoon!"

She later wrote a forward for a Larsen book.

[Modern Rome in Freefall 🇵🇸 @ljmontello]

13 people've been shot in 2 mass shootings targeting homeless camps in Minneapolis alone since Fox News promoted the idea of murdering our way out of the housing crisis.

But keep insisting left wing figures refusing to glaze Charlie Kirk are the ones inciting political violence.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Thirteen unhoused people were hurt in Minneapolis.

And America shrugs.

These folks are not invisible. Not disposable. Not less human.

The relative silence on this tragedy is a moral failure.

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

THANK YOU FANS, for supporting the U.S. Women’s National Sled Hockey Team in capturing the FIRST EVER World Para Ice Hockey Women’s World Championship gold medal 🎉

[Jason DeRusha @DeRushaJ]

Whoever decided to hire Chris Martin's ex-wife for this is an absolutely freakin' genius. #Coldplay

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

I, for one, am shocked.