Frog

I train warriors to fight in honor of The Hand.

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

Defund The Police

Ribbut.

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

@Rcomfort94 Really, sir? Really? Also, might I suggest punctuation.

And a bath.

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

Why hello @CR00K__Gaming. I love your twitch stream!At 2pm. On a Wednesday.I'm curious: is a real job anywhere slightly in your future? HAW!

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

Why hello @CR00K__Gaming. I love your twitch stream!At 2pm. On a Wednesday.I'm curious: is a real job anywhere slightly in your future? HAW!

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

Good sir, @GreatJobJeremy , you shut your filthy whore gob! Do tell: what boy band were you in when you took that profile photograph?

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

.@davidscottjaffe To all concerned: I did not mean to insult serial killers and pedophiles by implying they listen to Billy Ocean. (2/2)

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

.@davidscottjaffe Hmm. Now that I think about it you are quite correct (and quite fat). And so...(1/2)

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

Only now have I realized the song 'GET OUT OF MY DREAMS,GET INTO MY CAR' is about a serial killer. Or a pedophile. Great job, @MrWongo 😒.

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

.@jeedee I said the same thing to your mother last evening. Then I gave her the $12.50 I owed her, cleaned myself up, and left.

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

I touch myself when watching this. https://t.co/jkE8o8gCTx

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

.@rockfistlee I don't know what a Twisted Metal is. But then,I haven't played a video game since the horribly offensive,insensitive Frogger.

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

@xX_zman_Xx @DapperDuelist Please stop sending me your selfies, sir.

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

Spent the weekend playing Super Mario Maker.Nice to see Nintendo is bringing us something new: the ability for us to remake their old games.

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

@DapperDuelist I'm honestly not too threatened by a frog who has spent the majority of his life happy with a man's hand shoved up his ass.

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

@VampireMatt_ I hope you go blind.

ps. thanks ;)

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

In celebration of starting this twitter account, I offer you this portrait of me. Please don't masturbate to it.

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

@DapperDuelist Pshaw! As if my friends would be caught dead (literally or otherwise) in a public school.

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

@VampireMatt_ @xX_zman_Xx https://t.co/j6i8XoQX2f

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

.@shinitaru Frog farts smell like roses compared to the stench of necrophiliac desire that oozes from your every stupid pore.

[Frog @Drawn2DeathFrog]

@VampireMatt_ Of course you do. And why wouldn't you?